Crap Jokes

[Kenneth]

Apparently Megan Stammer's friend is to blame for what's happened. She's been shagging teachers for years. Megan asked her how many teachers she's had sex with.

She replied "Well, I've done the English teacher, the geography teacher, the music teacher and the biology teacher. You do the maths".




These are all ****.

[JohnOK]

Megan Stammers - of course she does she's got a mouth full of cock.

[JohnOK]

If a 30 year old and a 15 year old board a ferry to France and travel at 70 miles per hour, what is the probability that he absolutely smashed the back doors out of her that night...

[JohnOK]

My wife was putting sun cream on.

"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.

"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."

"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"

And that was all the invitation I needed...

[JohnOK]

If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone.

In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.

[JohnOK]

Child abuse victims always show the same signs.

Difficulty maintaining relationships, anger issues, suicidal thoughts and the most obvious of all, a Jim'll Fix It badge.

[JohnOK]

Jimmy Saville gets a letter from Megan, 12, saying she's a big fan of the violin ... and could he fix it for her to spend a day with a fiddler?

"Jackpot," says Jimmy.

[JohnOK]

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Saville?

Jimmy Saville never got pubes on his cigar

[Gray]

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

[Leyton388]

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

Lovely Lovely Lovely

The title of the show will now be changed to Jim'll **** it and the new theme will now go.

Gary Glitter was only the start of it,
Michael Jackson was only a part of it,
Now we know it,
Jim'll Lick Slit for you

[Norbs]

JD Sport are selling Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits. The tops are adult size but you have to force yourself in to kids bottoms

[JohnOK]

It has been reported that a number of dyslexic mums have just attacked Jimmy Somerville.

[Roboklopp]

What's 6 inches long, brown, smelly & you wouldnt want to find in your kid's bed?

Jimmy Saville's cigar.

[Roboklopp]

"Dear Jim, Im going away on holiday. There's a girl I really like in my class, please can you fix it for her to come away with me."


Jeremy Forrest, 30

[Stanbull]

More scandal for the BBC as someone is now saying they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird