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Nicely done! Didn't see it coming
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I hate taking my Ethiopian girlfriend to parties.
A couple of glasses of fresh clean water and she's anybody's.Cheers
Subby
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The ****?Comment
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Quite.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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George Clooney is making a film about the life of Jimmy Saville.
It's called....Oh she's eleven.Comment
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Susan Boyle is outraged at her treatment during her appearance as a child on Jim'll Fix It..... he never laid a finger on her!'and boy could he play!.Comment
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I can't understand all these allegations against Jimmy Saville
I met him in 1979 whilst I was in hospital and he was very nice to me
next thing you know, someone will come out of the woodwork saying he wasn't qualified to carry out prostate examinations
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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The proof that us English are smarter than Americans.
The greatest minds in America securely encrypt the Pentagons computers.
Our spastics crack them.Comment
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My date said she doesn't think we should see each other again on the walk home tonight because I wasn't 'manly' enough for her.
"Fair enough, thanks for walking me home anyway" I said shutting my front door.Comment
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not a joke, actual conversation with the wife last night
we're going to a hotel tonight for dinner and stop over
" better get an early night tonight, I won't get much sleep tomorrow night "
" cheers, theres life in the old dog yet "
" no, you're a snoring ******* "
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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ouch!!!Originally posted by tufty View Postnot a joke, actual conversation with the wife last night
we're going to a hotel tonight for dinner and stop over
" better get an early night tonight, I won't get much sleep tomorrow night "
" cheers, theres life in the old dog yet "
" no, you're a snoring ******* "
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bitch slapped good n properOriginally posted by tufty View Postnot a joke, actual conversation with the wife last night
we're going to a hotel tonight for dinner and stop over
" better get an early night tonight, I won't get much sleep tomorrow night "
" cheers, theres life in the old dog yet "
" no, you're a snoring ******* "
take a book for you, and some ear plugs for the mrs.removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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Originally posted by tufty View Postnot a joke, actual conversation with the wife last night
we're going to a hotel tonight for dinner and stop over
" better get an early night tonight, I won't get much sleep tomorrow night "
" cheers, theres life in the old dog yet "
" no, you're a snoring ******* "
Get your own back by getting hammered and pissing in the corner of the hotel room/cruise ship cabin. That'll give her ammunition for years to come
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Owned!Originally posted by tufty View Postnot a joke, actual conversation with the wife last night
we're going to a hotel tonight for dinner and stop over
" better get an early night tonight, I won't get much sleep tomorrow night "
" cheers, theres life in the old dog yet "
" no, you're a snoring ******* "
Still playing MW2 on teh xbox are you
Cheers
Subby
www.lewcose.com Diabetes technology to make life easier
www.subbytech.com - Use your "est" discount code to get 15% off everything in the store too
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