Crap Jokes

[baitman]

Tony blackburn was invited to a pool party.When he turned up he had Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter with him.The host said to Blackburn,"you deaf *******, i said bring a pair of speedos!!"

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

Today my wife said she had a head cold.I said "its probably caused by you being a fat *******.""how can being fat cause a cold?",she asked.I said,"coz your heads never out of the ****ing fridge!!"

[Norbs]

[Shaggy]

Lovely banter

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[Vermilion]

Lovely banter

Good Morning Ulster - Jimmy Savile 2012 10 26 - YouTube

Wonder how many calls they got, and how on earth did that get through.

[ChesterDave]

Sender must have been gobsmacked it got through.

[Kenneth]

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[Leyton388]

Lovely banter

Good Morning Ulster - Jimmy Savile 2012 10 26 - YouTube

That is ****ing fantastic!

[Leyton388]

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[Daniel 7]

Lovely banter

Good Morning Ulster - Jimmy Savile 2012 10 26 - YouTube

Brilliant!

[Liverpel]

Audly Harrison has delayed his retirement, he wants to fight Chris Kirkland.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2944/.

[Roboklopp]

haha

[JohnOK]

I went to see my doctor about a vasectomy today.

He said, "Are you sure this is what you want, how many children have you got?"

"I've got 5 daughters," I replied.

"Ahh right, now I can see why you want the procedure," he said.

"I know," I replied. "If I got one of them pregnant it would be catastrophic."