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    #2056
    I hate double standards...

    When a woman buys a rampant rabbit, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.

    But when I get out my 240 volt Fist-master 5000 electronic latex cunt with high resistance anus, immitation **** dribble & built in realistic rape cry sound system, then suddenly i'm some kind of sick pervert...
    www.terracehound.com

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      #2057
      Originally posted by Gray View Post
      I hate double standards...

      When a woman buys a rampant rabbit, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.

      But when I get out my 240 volt Fist-master 5000 electronic latex cunt with high resistance anus, immitation **** dribble & built in realistic rape cry sound system, then suddenly i'm some kind of sick pervert...
      I feel unclean from reading that
      Glass Half Full

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        #2058
        Arrrrgh. Just woke up from a horrible dream
        I dreamed I was getting a blow job off the blonde one in Abba

        I woke up when his beard started tickling my bollocks!
        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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          #2059
          Originally posted by kev776 View Post
          Arrrrgh. Just woke up from a horrible dream
          I dreamed I was getting a blow job off the blonde one in Abba

          I woke up when his beard started tickling my bollocks!



          Keep this quiet
          if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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            #2060
            fella walks into a chemist


            " Can I have a deodorant please "

            " Roll-on ball type ? "

            " No, it for my arm pits "



            Keep this quiet
            if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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              #2061
              Originally posted by tufty View Post
              Slinks walks into a chemist


              " Can I have a deodorant please "

              " For your armpits? "

              " No, Roll-on ball type! "
              Fixed for you

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                #2062
                better my way round surely



                Keep this quiet
                if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                  #2063
                  Originally posted by tufty View Post
                  better my way round surely
                  ****e either way....

                  What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                  Batman

                  F*** off!!!

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                    #2064
                    Originally posted by Assassin View Post
                    Fixed for you

                    better than the talc method
                    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                      #2065
                      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM[/ame]

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                        #2066



                        Keep this quiet
                        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                          #2067
                          A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around inMexico.

                          While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
                          He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

                          The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
                          The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'

                          The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

                          The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

                          The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.

                          Sometimes the bull wins
                          Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                          Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                            #2068
                            A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

                            The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

                            She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

                            They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.

                            At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took

                            her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.

                            At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

                            'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.

                            The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'

                            'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'

                            The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

                            'I think so. Provided those ******s at Jewsons deliver the ****ing bricks on time.'
                            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                              #2069
                              Haha
                              Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                                #2070
                                My mate took his wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes. turns out she doesn't have it!....apparently he is a ******* and she does want him to **** off
                                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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