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    Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
    What do you call a dog magician?

    A labracadabrador

    Where'd you hear that? The sandpit?

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      I see Paddy Power are taking bets on the Oscar Pistorius murder trial.

      It's 9/2 that he's found guilty and 1,000,000/1 that he walks.

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        Originally posted by Muddled View Post
        I see Paddy Power are taking bets on the Oscar Pistorius murder trial.



        It's 9/2 that he's found guilty and 1,000,000/1 that he walks.

        Haha!

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          Apparently Anthony Stokes has been charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator. When asked how he was, the victim said he was All Shook Up
          'and boy could he play!.

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            Last edited by kev776; 10-03-14, 04:02 PM.
            Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
            Those that killed her, were following the law.

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              Last edited by kev776; 10-03-14, 04:01 PM.
              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                Last edited by Venton; 10-03-14, 02:54 PM.
                Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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                  No racist jokes FFS.

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                    Originally posted by Reece View Post
                    No racist jokes FFS.
                    you what? so gays, lesbians, disabled, downs syndromes, Chinese, Indians and every other ****ing denomination known to man or beast is ok for a joke, but heaven forbid someone mentions black people. you ****ing littel Hitler clown
                    Lurker Extraordinaire

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                      Originally posted by Blind Melon View Post
                      you what? so gays, lesbians, disabled, downs syndromes, Chinese, Indians and every other ****ing denomination known to man or beast is ok for a joke, but heaven forbid someone mentions black people. you ****ing littel Hitler clown
                      Oh I don't know.

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                        Are people hurridly going back over previous posts and deleting stuff out of fear of Reece and or MelonMan?

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                          If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                            "Littel"
                            The times they are a changin'.

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                              Originally posted by Blind Melon View Post
                              .......you ****ing littel Hitler clown


                              Magnificent
                              "I will make the boys feel your support"
                              Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                                TBF, it's probably the funniest thing ever posted in thread.
                                Oh I don't know.

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