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A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered "Aye, hods, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle."
The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK,...... so how many sales did you make today?"
The Geordie said "Just the one, Marra." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for? £124,237.64" replied the Geordie.
The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64, what the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, forst I selt him a smaal fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I selt him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was gannin' fishing and he said doon at the coast, so I telt him he would need a boat, so we went doon tiv the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him doon tiv the car sales and I selt him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
"Nah, nah......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his ladyfriend and I said.........
'Well, since ya weekend's ****ed, you might as well gan fishing."removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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Agreed, think that's a bit much.Comment
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Erm...title of thread says poor/bad taste jokes so piss off, ya hacks!Originally posted by YozzaNope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!Comment
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Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags.
She asks her husband "what do we do?"
Husband says"I'm no expert, but I wouldn't ****ing spank him."Comment
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Originally posted by Angryred View Post
Thats less a joke than a sign of the times.
The fact that you even think it's ok to post sickens me.Glass Half Full
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Thank youOriginally posted by fidget View Post
Thats less a joke than a sign of the times.
The fact that you even think it's ok to post sickens me.What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins
Batman
F*** off!!!Comment
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Some of the funniest standup I've seen for a while
[ame="https://youtu.be/uo8qXxnFuRQ"]https://youtu.be/uo8qXxnFuRQ[/ame]Glass half empty clubComment
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Comedy really is highly subjective. I watched that and thought it was rubbish.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Agree. I gave it a few minutes then bailed out, didnt comment just in case it upped its game later.Originally posted by Kenneth View PostLast edited by baitman; 14-10-19, 02:07 PM.removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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10 seconds here
Hello mert.Comment
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It wasn't the style or even the topics, it was just that there were only 2 or 3 jokes that landed in 24 minutes, which is not enough for me.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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I found it hilarious. As you say, its subjective, but the crowd were certainly enjoying too, so I'm not alone...Glass half empty clubComment
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Do you have any other recommendations I can swerve?Glass Half FullComment
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