Crap Jokes

[Shaggy]

[dizzycat]

Two Americans flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
That is a really good crap joke
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't possibly handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the 2 American hunters survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Hank asked Chuck, "Any idea where we are?"
Chuck replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!"

[tufty]

Found out two interesting facts about acting legend Yule Brynner

1 - He was a keen Liverpool supporter
2 - He was allergic to aftershave

Yule never wore cologne

[Saveloy]

Found out two interesting facts about acting legend Yule Brynner

1 - He was a keen Liverpool supporter
2 - He was allergic to aftershave

Yule never wore cologne

[badpiggy]

Found out two interesting facts about acting legend Yule Brynner

1 - He was a keen Liverpool supporter
2 - He was allergic to aftershave

Yule never wore cologne

****in Tufty

Where the hell you been man? All well?

[Slinky Skills]

Found out two interesting facts about acting legend Yule Brynner



1 - He was a keen Liverpool supporter

2 - He was allergic to aftershave



Yule never wore cologne

Haha **** off!

[rudedog]

Reminds me of the time we were supposed to be in for Jason Euell, Phil Neville and Wark on loan

[Kenneth]

Topical one:

Why should you avoid buying Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

[Shaggy]

Reminds me of the time we were supposed to be in for Jason Euell, Phil Neville and Wark on loan

Investment wont come soon enought because then Rafa will hopefully stop having to resort to signing ******s like Neville and Euell.

I shudder the thought of that **** Neville ever wearing our shirt. He's **** and a ****** just like his brother and the thought of Jason Euell is even worse. It's probably just paper talk though.

[Kenneth]

He never recovered

[Fivex]

Topical one:

Why should you avoid buying Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

Deserves the

[rudedog]

Topical one:

Why should you avoid buying Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

[5europeancups]

A geordie lass walks into a hairdressers and asks for a perm. The hairdresser replied ‘ i wandered lernly as a clood’…

[Norbs]

[Norbs]

This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the Final at Wembley on Sunday. He paid £300 each including accommodation but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place!! It's at Burnley Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Deborah