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My daughter just walked into the living room and said : "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo and iPhone and iPod and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports Everton"Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Traffic was a nightmare on my way home tonight, an ice cream van had crashed round the corner from my house. The whole area was coned off.Comment
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Q. Why are women like floor tiles ?
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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My girlfriend has never had an orgasm before , the doctor said that she could be over heating during sex. So I decided to get my mate dave round to waft a towel on us while we're in the act. After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm so dave suggested a swap. Ill shag her and u waft the towel. Whithin seconds she was screaming with pleasure she finaly had the best orgasm ever. I then turned to my mate Dave & said "that my son, is how you waft a ****ing towel."All you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever beComment
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
"Tarzan not know sex!" He replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!"
Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here!" She said. "You must put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs.
Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!" 🤭 🐝...removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have put it on aloha setting.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Hahaha!Originally posted by Norbs View PostKlopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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What do you call a Pig that does Karate?
A Pork chop.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Have you started on your Christmas crackers alreadyOriginally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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