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    #46
    Alex Ferguson decides to treat his team to a meal at a restaurant. They sit down at the table and the waitress approaches Alex and asks what he would like. He answers 'A nice bit of steak please'. 'What about the vegetables?' asks the waitress, 'they'll have the same' says Alex.

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      #47
      1-1 against the bitters

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          #49
          Originally posted by pondus View Post
          1-1 against the bitters
          Vive la France

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            #50
            Know it's been posted before, but it's still funny

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              #51
              Originally posted by pondus View Post
              Know it's been posted before, but it's still funny

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsQg1dnwiY
              People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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                  #53
                  Ok. Well hello and welcome.
                  Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                    Ok. Well hello and welcome.
                    Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                    Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                        #56
                        Ok shaggy, let's nip this one in the bud early doors.
                        Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Teazle View Post


                          That’s so **** it actually made me laugh.
                          Modifying post.

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                            #58
                            This is incredible

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                              Ok shaggy, let's nip this one in the bud early doors.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                #60
                                Sir Alex Ferguson's wife went to see his doctor to ask if it would be possible to take Sir Alex out for the day as he was getting very bored at home. Yes said the doctor, but under no circumstances must he get overexcited, so she took him to Old Trafford to watch United playing.
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                                Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                                Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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