Alex Ferguson decides to treat his team to a meal at a restaurant. They sit down at the table and the waitress approaches Alex and asks what he would like. He answers 'A nice bit of steak please'. 'What about the vegetables?' asks the waitress, 'they'll have the same' says Alex.
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People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
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Sir Alex Ferguson's wife went to see his doctor to ask if it would be possible to take Sir Alex out for the day as he was getting very bored at home. Yes said the doctor, but under no circumstances must he get overexcited, so she took him to Old Trafford to watch United playing._____________________________________
Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!



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