Scum jokes

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Newsflash:

Thieves broke into the home of a scum fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said, "is that I hadn't finished coloring them in yet!"

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2 jews walk into the man utd ticket office and ask for season tickets. The woman behind asks " are you circumcised?" The jews reply "yes of course" The woman then said " sorry but you have to be a COMPLETE prick to be an man utd fan".

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Two man u fans walking down the street and they notice a sign in the chemist window saying "FREE man u season ticket with every packet of condoms" after 5 minutes of argueing on who is going in one fan goes in .

He emerges 10 minutes later with a comb a packet of condoms batteries and some cream, the other fan asks "wheres the season ticket?" the other fan replies "i was too embarrased to ask for it"

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(to the tune of Adams Family)
Your mother is your sister,
your father is your brother,
you like to shag each other,
The Neville Family.

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Portuguese diving cunts

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news just breaking of an accident at Tesco's main stores facility

two Man U supporters have been killed when a forklift truck toppled over ....




every little helps

[Shanks]

A Manc was ****ing his sister and she started laughing.

he asked
"What's so funny"?

she said
"You **** like dad."

He says
"Yeah, that's what mum said."















Inbreds, the lot of them.

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news just breaking of an accident at Tesco's main stores facility

two Man U supporters have been killed when a forklift truck toppled over ....




every little helps

A Manc was ****ing his sister and she started laughing.

he asked
"What's so funny"?

she said
"You **** like dad."

He says
"Yeah, that's what mum said."















Inbreds, the lot of them.

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Keep the World tidy,

put **** in the bin!

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The Seven Dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Man Utd are good enough to win the European Cup", Snow White says "at least Dopey's alive".