Hide the kids he can walk through walls now!!!!
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It wasn't skin cancer, it wasn't lycanthropy and it wasn't a drug overdose. He was suffering from a heavy cold and had a cardiac arrest brought on by a choking fit caused by a build-up of catarrh in the lungs.Originally posted by kev776 View Post
Altogether now:
Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the bogie..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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The authorites are unsure of what to do with the body, the plastic recycling plant is closed until wednesday.
One proposal is to melt down his body & make it in to toy's, that way the kids will be able to play with him for a change.Last edited by S-RED; 26-06-09, 09:51 AM.Comment
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Is thi's th wurst-speld and punkchuated thred in th historey ov est1928?.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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He has asked to be cremated and the plastic from his face used to make kids toys...... so they can play with him for a change.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Well, that just makes no sense now you've edited the original thread in with lots of other posts.Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Ok - All Jack Jokes in here and no where else on the site!!!!
I have moved all the joke posts from the thread in chat chat chat into here so it may be a bit random! - At the end of the day it's mcauley culkin I feel sorry for, all home alonei own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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You missed at least one, PTP.
CLUE: It was the best one.
EVEN BIGGER CLUE: I would say that because I made it up myself and didn't just post some joke received on email..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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haha frigs sake!, *goes back to thread*i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Michael Jacksons death has finally been confirmed. Paramedics found him in the childrens ward having a stroke.
"If Gerrard continues to play up front, leaving this lack of creativity and intelligence in Midfield, the season WILL be over by Xmas."
I still don't think we'll finish in the top 4 this season."
FatTony 24/08/09
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the hospital aren't quite sure what to do with his body...plastic recycling's not till Wednesdays."When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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:hskdnaahe:Originally posted by S-RED View Post.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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