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    #76
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #77
      Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning....











































      He'd been eating 4yr old nuts.......
      Patience goes a long way.....

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        #78
        Gary Glitter has apparently put in a world record bid for Jacko's computer

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          #79
          Apologies for this one but.

          MJ's girlfriend is said to be devastated.

          First her parent's abandoned her in Portugal and then....

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            #80
            Michael Jackson's post mortem has revealed that as opposed to a heart attack the actual cause of death was from tripping over a pram and falling, thus fracturing his skull and causing eventual loss of life.

            Announcing these findings Jackson's doctors pronounced, don't blame it on cardiac failure, don't blame it on exhaustion, don't blame it on on angina, blame it on the buggy.
            Last edited by Rowan; 26-06-09, 09:05 PM.
            A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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              #81
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                #82
                Originally posted by Big-Red-Ed View Post
                Apologies for this one but.

                MJ's girlfriend is said to be devastated.

                First her parent's abandoned her in Portugal and then....


                Dude, that is in really bad taste.....
                Patience goes a long way.....

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                  #83
                  I don't know if other's have heard, but Frankie Boyle has been fired from his Daily Record column over a "moral disagreement". He has since posted on his blog the content that the column would have consisted of. I used to like him but he's gone down a bit in my estimation somewhat because of this. Like I said previously in this thread, I don't particularly mind the jokes, I just find most of them terribly unfunny. Same goes for Frankie's piece. Desperate cramming of as many bad jokes as possible to try and garner some attention no doubt. I realise he's always been about distastefulness but I just think this is OTT.

                  I'm not going to post it but I doubt it will be hard to find on the web.

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by cadmium View Post

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by Reece View Post
                      I don't know if other's have heard, but Frankie Boyle has been fired from his Daily Record column over a "moral disagreement". He has since posted on his blog the content that the column would have consisted of. I used to like him but he's gone down a bit in my estimation somewhat because of this. Like I said previously in this thread, I don't particularly mind the jokes, I just find most of them terribly unfunny. Same goes for Frankie's piece. Desperate cramming of as many bad jokes as possible to try and garner some attention no doubt. I realise he's always been about distastefulness but I just think this is OTT.

                      I'm not going to post it but I doubt it will be hard to find on the web.
                      Frankie Boyle's lame, as I have said many times before.

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                        #86
                        Frankie Boyle is an idiot on a epic stage

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by swilli22 View Post
                              Dude, that is in really bad taste.....
                              but sickly funny none the less
                              Cheers

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                                #90
                                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                                My maker was divine authority,
                                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                                And I endure eternally.
                                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                                And like that… he's gone

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