All Wacko Jacko Jokes in here and no where else! don't open if offended

[kingfunk]

Jockeys at Ascot are wearing black armbands today out of respect for Michael Jackson
who successfuly rode more 3 year olds that anyone in living memory.

[kingfunk]

'Michael Jackson had surgery to change him from black to white.
Will it be enough to get him into heaven?'

'For the funeral they were going to put him in a 15 year old hearse but the family declined saying he would never want to be in something that old.'

[red g]

whats the difference between Farah fawcett and michael jackson?

About 6 hrs

[cadmium]

I've heard one but it's inceredibly racist, not fit to see the light of day

[cadmium]

[badpiggy]

Don't worry Mike, unless a thread goes in exactly the direction that badpiggy wants, he has to have a bitch and a moan about it

fair point but who doesn't?

[badpiggy]

Mr. Pig has turned into a grumpy old man.

just after posting these posts, i was in the carpark of a toyshop, struggling to fold down a chil's buggy and a random woman standing at another car said to me" you're losing your touch". " you should hear what they're saying about me on the ****in internet" i said before stabbing her repeatedly but futilely with a child's peppa pig umbrella i had just bought before collapsing on the ground crying and begging her to **** me.

it' a bad day when you don't learn something about yourself.

i assume the joke about MJ not dying of a heart attack but of being found in a childrens' ward having a stroke is ridiculously old at this stage.

[TheStig]

Jockeys at tomorrow's Newmarket meeting will wear black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

[Steve]

for sale one chimpanzee barely abused

[saj]

Apparently Michael Jackons last words were "Where's the children ward?"

[saj]

Jacko Memorial Joke 1

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.

He was found in the children’s ward having
a stroke.


Jacko Memorial Joke 2

There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie


Jacko Memorial Joke 3

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.


Jacko Memorial Joke 4

Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.

Jacko Memorial Joke 5

McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.


Jacko Memorial Joke 6

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?

Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.



Jacko Memorial Joke 7

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Jacko Memorial Joke 8

Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.


Jacko Memorial Joke 9

50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.

Jacko Memorial Joke 10

Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.

Jacko Memorial Joke 11

It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.

[Pablo]

Jacko Memorial Joke 2

There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie

[Bari]

Got mailed these:

Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable.

What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids

Early medical reports state he choked on a small bone.

MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then
white, now he's blue.

Reports are coming in saying MJ died of food poisoning, he'd recenbtly
been eating 12 year old nuts.

There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent
one of the Charlies Angels in after him!

All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9

Apparently it was touch and go at the hospital but that was just the
children's ward!

MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET
SUCKED OFF BY KIDS

Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to
children... again

Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to
be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It
is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'.

After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into
1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his
rim once again

Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds

Jacko Memorial Joke 1

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.

He was found in the children’s ward having
a stroke.


Jacko Memorial Joke 2

There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie


Jacko Memorial Joke 3

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.


Jacko Memorial Joke 4

Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.

Jacko Memorial Joke 5

McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.


Jacko Memorial Joke 6

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?

Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.



Jacko Memorial Joke 7

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Jacko Memorial Joke 8

Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.


Jacko Memorial Joke 9

50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.

Jacko Memorial Joke 10

Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.

Jacko Memorial Joke 11

It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.

Saj is so creative. The Jokes are so
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[Chrono]

Fighting for his life in the ambulance the doctor said we should start cpr the paramedics said no we should start heart massage the driver said no we should start an adrenline drip then Jacko, grasping for breath, said **** me you wanna be starting something!!!

[Deano]

Michael Jackson ghost is said to be haunting the LA childrens hospital - A spokesman has confirmed the children have been getting the willies.