All Wacko Jacko Jokes in here and no where else! don't open if offended

[Kenneth]

Michael Jackson's post mortem has revealed that as opposed to a heart attack the actual cause of death was from tripping over a pram and falling, thus fracturing his skull and causing eventual loss of life.

Announcing these findings Jackson's doctors pronounced, don't blame it on cardiac failure, don't blame it on exhaustion, don't blame it on on angina, blame it on the buggy.

Utter **** Did you make it up yourself?

[Pacman]

Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen in a school in LA the cunt is dead and still putting the willies up kids.

[Rowan]

Utter **** Did you make it up yourself?

Nah, copied and pasted from an email list. All the other ones in the email had already been posted though so it was that or nowt. Well there was one more that even I thought was a little too distasteful to put up. You're right though nowt may have been better.

[BigChief]

The majority of these jokes are utter tripe. Here's one I thought up on my own last Thursday:

What were Jacko's last word(s):


Owww

[BigChief]

How about another one I've just thought up:

Everyone is concerned for Jacko's kids. They each only have one father left.

[The Glove]

I personally am not a fan of the paedophile jokes. I don't think it's something to make light of. I can muster up a snigger at some bad taste jokes but there's not much in this thread yet to have made me laugh. Grumpy before my time eh?

This post is the funniest thing in the thread. Simply because of the avatar that accompanies it.




Oh and apparently when the paramedics arrived at Neverland, the first one said, 'Right what shall we do first' to which the other replied, 'Well I dont know about you but Im going on the big wheel'.

[Liverpel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8?rel=noskim

[Liverpel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU