Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Shaggy]

Is the boozing thing fact now then? Thought it was all dismissed as unsubstantiated propaganda when he played for us?

Every summer there's a fair few pics of him looking absolutely steaming - this summer it was beach holidays, US road trips and festivals. Some right pics of him this summer. Like Lee said he's not very good but I like him, wish he'd sort himself out.

[Arn]

Maybe if he stopped getting completely arse holed his body might hold up a bit better.

Don't feel sorry for him. Plenty of time after the career to go out and "have some fun" but during it he must care of what he drink and eat.

Our scouts did a very poor job when they recommended that he would be a good signing. Deserved to be sacked.

Even if you only carry one kilo extra weight then that extra weight means that the risk to get injured will be bigger etc.

[Fosterbloke]

He's not our problem any more :woohoo:

[baitman]

broken

[Roboklopp]

Is the boozing thing fact now then? Thought it was all dismissed as unsubstantiated propaganda when he played for us?

[Lee]

Maybe if he stopped getting completely arse holed his body might hold up a bit better.

I like the lad. He's not very good but I can't help but want him to do well.

Being out on the grog so often isn't going to help though.

West Ham will be left in a right pickle if he misses the rest of the year.

[Norbs]

[Shaggy]

Maybe if he stopped getting completely arse holed his body might hold up a bit better.

[Chazza]

****ed by the sounds of it.

Lee Clayton @LeeClayton_
Andy Carroll scan, too early to say how bad (but bad enough). Hearing lots of negative assessments. Hope he is ok dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

Injury-jinxed Carroll sent for scan amid fears West Ham star won't play again this YEAR
By JOHN DRAYTON
PUBLISHED: 21:30, 9 September 2013 | UPDATED: 21:37, 9 September 2013

West Ham and England striker Andy Carroll was heading for a scan on Monday night amid fears the injury-prone signing could be out for several months.
Carroll was due to return to the Hammers team for Sunday's match at Southampton, where he scored last season.

Carroll, who cost £15m from Liverpool, has had a bad run of injuries with knee trouble last season and has been out with an achilles problem recently.

He has not played for West Ham so far this season after joining the club on a permanent basis in the summer following a loan spell last term.

West Ham's medical staff are urgently assessing the latest damage but, because of swelling, it's difficult to establish how long he will be out for.

The club were trying to play down talk he'll be sidelined for four months and may not kick a ball again in 2013 but, having failed to buy another striker in the transfer window, it is a critical situation.

Only Modibo Maiga remains a a senior striker, supplemented by by transfer-listed Ricardo Vaz Te and junior striker Elliottt Lee.

It leaves West Ham urgently seeking a free transfer signing, although they recently rejected the chance to re-sign Carlton Cole who was released at the end of last season.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2416404/Andy-Carroll-sent-scan-injury-amid-fears-West-Ham-striker-wont-play-YEAR.html

[Tee]

i wish you had said this earlier, i have already told stu that i will give him a piggy back.

[baitman]

I will happily pay his cab fare to make sure he gets there!

i wish you had said this earlier, i have already told stu that i will give him a piggy back.

[Tee]

I will happily pay his cab fare to make sure he gets there!

[baitman]

dont worry andy, stuey is on the way

[rodo]

probably also he gave a tramp £50

[Neil Young]

...Or he's being taken to court over refusing to be ripped off by his former landlord.