Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Tee]

Make sure you get a proper Landlord reference from Kevin Nolan.

[Pablo]

Make sure you get a proper Landlord reference from Kevin Nolan.

I'm thinking of opening the front door dressed in full-on riot gear

[Drago]

Finally I footballer I can relate too.

Andy Carroll fan club member number 1.

[Pablo]

Finally I footballer I can relate too.

Andy Carroll fan club member number 1.

I just texted him.....he said he thinks you're a cock

[Drago]

I just texted him.....he said he thinks you're a cock

Time of the month.

[Arn]

Liverpool management are shocked by the lack of gym work new �35 million signing Andy Carroll has experienced.

The Daily Mail says to the astonishment of the Anfield staff, it turns out the 22-year-old has spent little time in the gym to develop the upper-body strength that would make him even more potent in the penalty area.

Since Carroll arrived at Anfield, he has been stunned by how hard he is being made to work in trying to recover from a thigh injury that is expected to leave him on the sidelines for another two to three weeks.

However, the striker is scheduled to start jogging with Liverpool's medical staff at the club's Melwood training base, to show that his rehabilitation is going smoothly.

Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: "Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong."

But Dalglish's coaches have further programmes in mind they hope will prove the record transfer fee for an Englishman was money well spent.

It will start with sessions at the sports science department on the adverse affects alcohol can have on an athlete; the fact it makes players more prone to injury and can hamper performance, even when consumed days before a game.

They will also put Carroll on an intensive weights programme in the belief that, come the start of next season, he will be an even more formidable forward and even more of an athlete.

Clicky

[SB]

We'll see.

Basically he's viewing my parents house (to rent) and I'm going to show him round.

What questions should I ask him?

Also I have a (replica) 1986 Liverpool shirt in my room. Do I ask him to autograph it?

It's a shirt worn by LFC legends and he's not played a single game for us yet.

On the other hand he could end up being a true great and I might not get the chance again.

What do you think?

Buy a new Carroll shirt for him to sign ya stingy git

[SB]

It will start with sessions at the sports science department on the adverse affects alcohol can have on an athlete; the fact it makes players more prone to injury and can hamper performance, even when consumed days before a game.

I bet he's regretting joining us now

[Pablo]

Liverpool management are shocked by the lack of gym work new �35 million signing Andy Carroll has experienced.

The Daily Mail says to the astonishment of the Anfield staff, it turns out the 22-year-old has spent little time in the gym to develop the upper-body strength that would make him even more potent in the penalty area.

Since Carroll arrived at Anfield, he has been stunned by how hard he is being made to work in trying to recover from a thigh injury that is expected to leave him on the sidelines for another two to three weeks.

However, the striker is scheduled to start jogging with Liverpool's medical staff at the club's Melwood training base, to show that his rehabilitation is going smoothly.

Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: "Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong."

But Dalglish's coaches have further programmes in mind they hope will prove the record transfer fee for an Englishman was money well spent.

It will start with sessions at the sports science department on the adverse affects alcohol can have on an athlete; the fact it makes players more prone to injury and can hamper performance, even when consumed days before a game.

They will also put Carroll on an intensive weights programme in the belief that, come the start of next season, he will be an even more formidable forward and even more of an athlete.

Clicky

"a good chance" , slightly worryingly phrased there by Kenny if those quotes are accurate.

[Drago]

I wouldn't worry too much. A thigh strain can be dodgy but even worse when you have aggravated it.

The main thing is, Andy is not a injury prone player. He'll be back for the end of the season and with a full pre season with Luis, we'll be quality next season.

[RedReet]

We'll see.

Basically he's viewing my parents house (to rent) and I'm going to show him round.

What questions should I ask him?

Also I have a (replica) 1986 Liverpool shirt in my room. Do I ask him to autograph it?

It's a shirt worn by LFC legends and he's not played a single game for us yet.

On the other hand he could end up being a true great and I might not get the chance again.

What do you think?

At least when this house gets burgled when we’re in Europe it shouldn't be too hard to find the perpetrator.

I wonder if there is a reward?

[Pablo]

At least when this house gets burgled when we’re in Europe it shouldn't be too hard to find the perpetrator.

I wonder if there is a reward?

Good luck grassing up "Pablo off of Est"

[SB]

Good luck grassing up "Pablo off of Est"

No-one would ever grass up the real Pablo, but you In a heartbeat mate

[Vermilion]

Liverpool management are shocked by the lack of gym work new �35 million signing Andy Carroll has experienced.

The Daily Mail says to the astonishment of the Anfield staff, it turns out the 22-year-old has spent little time in the gym to develop the upper-body strength that would make him even more potent in the penalty area.

Since Carroll arrived at Anfield, he has been stunned by how hard he is being made to work in trying to recover from a thigh injury that is expected to leave him on the sidelines for another two to three weeks.

However, the striker is scheduled to start jogging with Liverpool's medical staff at the club's Melwood training base, to show that his rehabilitation is going smoothly.

Liverpool caretaker manager Kenny Dalglish said: "Andy has been thoroughly checked over, he is progressing well and I think the people who made the assertion (that he is out for the season) have got a good chance of being wrong."

But Dalglish's coaches have further programmes in mind they hope will prove the record transfer fee for an Englishman was money well spent.

It will start with sessions at the sports science department on the adverse affects alcohol can have on an athlete; the fact it makes players more prone to injury and can hamper performance, even when consumed days before a game.

They will also put Carroll on an intensive weights programme in the belief that, come the start of next season, he will be an even more formidable forward and even more of an athlete.

Clicky

Great, I thought exactly that when i saw his medical, whimp i thought! wtf i thought, really expected a highly muscular upper body.

Get to work Andy...

edit: ok, i never thought whimp.

[Pablo]

**** you. If you want to take this any further I will meet you in the West Wing Drawing Room at 10am.

As expected, Rich was a no-show

I think it's fair to say that still makes me the hardest man on Est