Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Mostar]

I've heard he doesn't want this one anymore, it's been tainted. He wants a new one.

[Daffy Duck]

So... have you already heard who replaced him at Newcastle? I can't stop laughing.

[Pablo]

So... have you already heard who replaced him at Newcastle? I can't stop laughing.

When you stop laughing can you tell me please as I haven't heard.

[Reece]

When you stop laughing can you tell me please as I haven't heard.

[ronanm]

Shefki Kuqi apparently.

[Mostar]

Oh, the "flying finn"

[lfcred]

That must be a joke?!
On the plus side, for those of you who think Kelly is a slouch im sure he will be able to keep up with big Shefki!

[RichC]

I'd be ****ing furious if I was a Newcastle supporter - I'm not so I find it bloody amusing!

[Lecter]

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/73262.html?CMP=chrome

Dalglish won't rush Carroll back

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish admits there is still no date set for Andy Carroll's return from injury.

Carroll has not played since December after picking up a thigh strain, which was initially only expected to keep him out of action for a couple of weeks.

He missed five matches for Newcastle in January, but his injury was not enough to deter the Reds, who paid £35 million for him on transfer deadline day.

But Carroll's eagerly-anticipated Liverpool debut may still be some weeks away after Dalglish refused to speculate when the striker could return.

"He's progressing very well," Dalglish said. "We never gave you a date for his return and we won't. He's progressing very well and we said it would be several weeks. We signed him for five and a half years, not a few weeks.

"As long as we are patient and Andy is patient then we'll be okay. We won't be rushing him back."

[RedReet]

I'd be ****ing furious if I was a Newcastle supporter - I'm not so I find it bloody amusing!

Aye, it’s reminiscent of the time that club sold the best defensive midfielder in the world and replaced him with Christian Poulsen.

[Neil Young]

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[RichC]

Aye, it’s reminiscent of the time that club sold the best defensive midfielder in the world and replaced him with Christian Poulsen.

christ that's a sobering thought!

[Neil Young]

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Oh Carol, don't let him steal your heart away
I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day

Climb into my machine so we can cruise on out
I know a swingin' little joint where we can jump and shout
It's not too far back off the highway, not so long a ride
You park your car out in the open, you can walk inside
A little cutie takes your hat and you can thank her, ma'am
Every time you make the scene you find the joint is jammed

Oh Carol, don't let him steal your heart away
I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day

And if you wanna hear some music like the boys are playin'
Hold tight, pat your foot, don't let 'em carry it away
Don't let the heat overcome you when they play so loud
Oh, don't the music intrigue you when they get a crowd
You can't dance, I know you wish you could
I got my eyes on you baby, 'cause you dance so good

Oh Carol, don't let him steal your heart away
I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day

Don't let him steal your heart away
I've got to learn to dance if it takes you all night and day
Oh Carol

[Mostar]

[DannyMan2006]

"He's progressing very well," Dalglish said. "We never gave you a date for his return and we won't. He's progressing very well and we said it would be several weeks. We signed him for five and a half years, not a few weeks.

"As long as we are patient and Andy is patient then we'll be okay. We won't be rushing him back."

All I remember seeing was a few weeks, as he also mentions in this. That is the first time anyone at teh club has ever said several weeks.