General Twitter Thread

[Craig_H]

Actually, this reminds me of a bit of standup from Lee Hurst...talking about baldness, hair transplants and suchlike...it went something along the lines of...

Blokes worry about going bald, because they think if they go bald, they wont get a shag. So some men have hair transplants. And the way a hair transplant works, is that they take the hair from the back of the your neck and transplant it onto your head.

So for you to get a full head of hair - the back of your neck needs to be the same size as your head. And if the back of your neck is the same size as your head - you aint gonna get a shag anyway.

[Mostar]

That HAS to be a windup, surely.

****ing idiot

It will probably look like this



or this (sorry Neil )

[Craig_H]

[Mostar]

Rooney leaving the clinic.

[Craig_H]

Spoiler fail

[Tee]

LMFAO at Rooney - what a vain cunt for such an ugly *******.

He might as well have set fire to that money.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

[Mostar]

Spoiler fail

Photoshop never fails

[Craig_H]

That's class

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

im stealing that one

[Mostar]

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[Craig_H]

Maybe one of his team mates will offer to donate....

[Vermilion]

[Bender]

Thanks for that now i am gonna have nightmares tonight

[Craig_H]

Thanks for that now i am gonna have nightmares tonight