Paul Scholes retires from football!

[Baracus]

someone says decent tackler...why did I just think of Biscan for??..

[Daniel 7]

His peak was years ago, maybe 10 years, so its easy to forget how good he was. I was also consumed by bitterness and jealousy so never appreciated how decent he was. He also scored two goals at Hampden which compounded the antipathy.

He was also a ginger, and I hate them.

[Craig_H]

I once started a bull**** rumour in my hometown for a laugh that Paul Scholes suffered from chronic B.O.

Loads of my mates fell for it. The coup de grace came one day in the pub (Mancs were on the big screen) and I overheard some bloke who I didn't know say to his pal "cracking player, Scholes. Apparently he's got ****ing terrible B.O"

Even if it's bollocks

[Rigadon]

I honestly thought he was ****...

Not **** but definitely overrated.

[Shaggy]

The arse licking on Twitter has got right out of hand. Players left, right and centre all labelling him things like "England's Zidane", "best English midfielder ever", "most technically gifted English player ever", "Iniesta says he's THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME" , "Barcelona used him as a role model in their academy, Scholes is a teacher"

Blah blah ****ing blah

[Assassin]

Ginger **** seems to be missing off the list of accolades

[Craig_H]

Loads of people calling him the best PL player of his generation...somewhat OTT, no?

What about Henry, Keane, Bergkamp, Gerrard, Zola, Schmeichel....etc etc?

Scholes is up there as one of the best, but i couldnt call him the 'outright best' by any means.

[anfieldanfield]

Horrible ginger cunt.

[Craig_H]

[Pablo]

How the **** is he going to coach, the guys practically a mute FFS!

[Tee]

How the **** is he going to coach, the guys practically a mute FFS!

[Suarez]

Great player with a very small cock apparently.

And bad B.O.

[Baracus]

so the sizr of your cock determines how good you are.
Biscan had a big cock, turned out ****e. small cock, great player; big cock, ****e player. Messi. If you had one choice?

[Imy]

Shaggy you bull****ter

Have you heard about the time Shaggy bagged Jo Guest?

[Assassin]

Have you heard about the time Shaggy bagged Jo Guest?

.........and Annie Lennox