Stewart Downing - West Hahahaham player

[Camble]

Wow I didn't think this was going to come off. I thought he'd be here for the full length of his contract.

[baitman]

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 17h **** me, I've never met anyone as dim and dull as Stewart Downing. He's like that cunt from 'The Boy Who Could Fly'.

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 17h I was so bored of trying to make conversation with him, that I did that old schoolboy trick of making our conjoined hands look like a fanny.

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 16h "My mam won't be happy about me seeing this sort of thing," he said. "I got grounded when she found out I had pubes." ****ing hell

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 16h He was wearing a ****ing bumbag too. And one of those caps where you pull a little string and a pair of attached hands start clapping.

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 16h And don't ****ing start me on his headband. Who goes into a shop and actually asks for 'Wing Wizard' to be stitched onto a headband? Christ.

notBigSam @TheBig_Sam 16h Thank God I have zumba tonight. Really need to de-stress after that.

[Kenneth]

Same. Ok, we lost £14m on the fee but have saved over £8m in wages by getting shut.

[baitman]

Same. Ok, we lost £14m on the fee but have saved over £8m in wages by getting shut.

and not put out a team with ten and a half men in it.

[Glenn Hysen]

Great news! And now is the time to GET SOME PLAYERS IN DAMMIT!

[Buzzo]

I had no idea about any of this.

So WH have bought £55m woth of our players for what - £15m.

Shopping

[Shaggy]

Roughly £21m we got for Carroll and Downing. We're getting ridiculed for the huge loss but I think that's amazing tbh.

[RedAndWhite]

Does this make us West Ham's feeder club?

[Assassin]

Does this make us West Ham's cut price feeder club?

Fixed

[Shaggy]

[Norbs]

Pair o cunts ^^

[Buzzo]

Roughly £21m we got for Carroll and Downing. We're getting ridiculed for the huge loss but I think that's amazing tbh.

Its the end of that French dude (forget his name) 's legacy. The DOF guy... Glasses...

£55m spunked, £21m reclaimed.

[danperkins]

There is no sugar coating the Downing & Carroll transfers. £55 million spent & £21 million recovered. But factor in wages over the time they were here vs the productivity & performance.... actually it's not worth thinking about. genuinely appalling business

[Buzzo]

... Damien Comolli - thats him.

[baitman]

There is no sugar coating the Downing & Carroll transfers. £55 million spent & £21 million recovered. But factor in wages over the time they were here vs the productivity & performance.... actually it's not worth thinking about. genuinely appalling business

with the whole chad thing, i reckon there were times we were only fielding eight or nine real players, the rest were cardboard cut outs

fees, wages, piss poor performances, points dropped, club profile down the pan, cant attract top players...

doomed.

DOOMED

DOOMED



anyways, glad thats over. onwards and upwards now.
who is next on the hit list... coates, assaidi, yesil