Manchester United

[Yozza]

**** attracts flies!

[BobTheCharmer]

The thing is, it doesn't matter if he doesn't build a legacy, he is pretty successful everywhere he goes. He knows how to win. A buffon like LVG got them within a hairs width of 4th and won the fa cup with shed load of injuries along the way. Mourinho certainly isn't going to make them worse, At least in the short term. I think they will challenge for the title. Let's face it, the competition has never been weaker. The champions are a one off, arsenal serial bottlers, city rebuilding and spurs are spurs.

Every single time people write the cunts off they still do better than us. There is some serious black magic **** going on that just ensures they have the upper hand every ****ing time.

Utd fans will love him, because he's a horrible cunt just like most of them are. I'm pleased we have klopp, but eventually for that to matter, we need to start winning things. The touchline battles between them will be immense.

[Leyton388]

I'll piss myself with laughter if this turns out to be nothing.

[G]

He's going there for sure and I'm not one bit arsed. He's going to ****ing ruin them cos he's **** and his halo has slipped and it's going to be glorious, their saviour ruins them

[danperkins]

The thing is, it doesn't matter if he doesn't build a legacy, he is pretty successful everywhere he goes. He knows how to win. A buffon like LVG got them within a hairs width of 4th and won the fa cup with shed load of injuries along the way. Mourinho certainly isn't going to make them worse, At least in the short term. I think they will challenge for the title. Let's face it, the competition has never been weaker. The champions are a one off, arsenal serial bottlers, city rebuilding and spurs are spurs.

Every single time people write the cunts off they still do better than us. There is some serious black magic **** going on that just ensures they have the upper hand every ****ing time.

Utd fans will love him, because he's a horrible cunt just like most of them are. I'm pleased we have klopp, but eventually for that to matter, we need to start winning things. The touchline battles between them will be immense.

He's a ****** but he's a ****** that wins things. Huge improvement on LVG and we all know it, short term or long term it's a big improvement. Been listening to the cunts all week about us losing, them winning a cup and getting Mourinho is going to be unbearable!! Be amazing if it was just a ****ty rumour.

[Assassin]

The cuntiest of cunts, joins the cuntiest of all cunt clubs, the cuntiest of all cunt fams will laud him as the new cunt mesiah.

So what?

He has been sacked from his last 3 jobs

Pep being his nieghbour will just chew away at him.

The festering cunt will lose the plot very early on

Simples. Innit

[Rich]

Short term success but he will leave the club in a mess in three years.

[Phoenix07]

So the BBC and Sky News have made this their top news story, whereas the appointments of Klopp and Guardiola were reserved for their top sports news story only.

[Bender]

Good luck to them....with Jose it'll cost them a fortune,he won't stay for no more than 3 seasons and will bring a new level of hate to the club and Lord Vader[Fergie]will be meddling in the background,lot's of ego's clashing....let the public drama unfold at Old Toilet.

[Fivex]

I think he *will* stay for no more than 3 seasons.

[Phoenix07]

Good luck to them....with Jose it'll cost them a fortune,he won't stay for no more than 3 seasons and will bring a new level of hate to the club and Lord Vader[Fergie]will be meddling in the background,lot's of ego's clashing....let the public drama unfold at Old Toilet.

Old Trafford is the Death Star.
Fergie is The Emperor
Mourinho is Vader (no redemption for him though).

[Fredo]

Some United supporters already complaining that they don't understand the club's strategy anymore and don't want Mourinho.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Mourinho shat himself when Wenger came at him like an angry crane fly, what is he going to do when the German bear advances on him?

[dom9]

Hadn't realised it was Mourinho who leaked it. Nice touch for an incoming manager.

Is that right?

He just can't help himself can he.

[RedSince1964]

Mourinho shat himself when Wenger came at him like an angry crane fly, what is he going to do when the German bear advances on him?

Resign and disappear into somewhere dark and less frightening