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needs a thresh can of spray paintOriginally posted by G View Post
My sentence was too long
who's arsed?
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Free PDF version doing the rounds here in work.
Having spent the last 20 or so years listening to the cunt, I just can’t bring myself to read another work the ****er has to say. I tried and got 1 sentence into the Rooney chapter.If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?Comment
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Not many have pulled him up on the Owen comments. Was a better player at Utd than Liverpool. He hardly ever played him. Think his book was a wind-up to be honest. Stupid prickComment
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Exactly, it's not even an autobiography. It's just a trolling manifesto of a bored old senile disgraceful awful cunt.Originally posted by Sarb View PostComment
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGLEJ8hlAA#t=42"]Crazy Foreign Fans Storm Shops At Fergie's Book Launch - YouTube[/ame]Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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How awful is Marouane Fellaini: Here are the stats...
Plenty has been made of Manchester United’s disastrous start to the season and Everton old-boys David Moyes and Marouane Fellaini are bearing a large part of the brunt. Moyes had the almost impossible job of filling Sir Alex Ferguson’s shoes, while Fellaini was brought in to strengthen United’s fragile midfield.
Up until now opinion on the Belgium midfielder has been split into two groups. Those that are writing him off as a useless player with ridiculous hair, and those that want to give him more time to bed in, but still feel strongly that his hair is laughable.
We’ve delved into the Premier League stats the boffins at WhoScored.com have collated this season and are leaving it up to you to draw your own conclusions. It’s not looking great though…Scott @R_o_M
Fellaini so slow. Looks a mile off the pace at the moment. Several sections cheered when he was subbed off. Needs to sharpen up quickly.
5:13 PM - 19 Oct 2013 from Trafford, United Kingdom
Zar @unknownsock_zar
Fellaini really needs to be given a bit of time to settle, big deal for any player coming to United #BackOff
4:00 PM - 19 Oct 2013
Busby MUFC @BusbyMUFC
Maybe we should've signed Schneiderlin instead of Fellaini. Microphone head has been average once again. And that's being kind.
3:40 PM - 19 Oct 2013
Tackles – Three
Worse than: Shinji Kagawa – The Japanese midfielder put in four successful tackles in just 45 minutes of league action for Man United
But at least it’s better than: David Luiz – The defender has made just two tackles in four matches for Chelsea
Fouls – Four
Worse than: Sylvain Distin – The Everton defender has committed just one foul in eight appearances for Everton
But at least it’s better than: Shola Ameobi – The striker has given away four fouls in just two appearances for Newcastle
Number of times he’s been dribbled past – Five
Worse than: Mathieu Flamini – The Arsenal midfielder has made six appearances for the Gooners and just two players have dribbled past him
But at least it’s better than: Marc Wilson – The Irishman has made eight appearances for Stoke and seen 17 players go past him already
Number of times he has been caught offside – Three
Worse than: Pajtim Kasami – He’s been caught offside just twice in seven games for Fulham and he’s playing just off the striker
But at least it’s better than: Jonathan Walters – The Stoke midfielder has strayed offside five times this season already
Number of times he’s been dispossessed – Five
Worse than: Gareth Barry – Since arriving at Everton to replace Fellaini, Gareth Barry has lost the ball once in four appearances
But at least it’s better than: Youssouf Mulumbu – The defensive midfielder has lost the ball 21 times in the middle of the park for West Brom
Goals – Zilch
Worse than: John Obi Mikel – The Chelsea man has just one goal in 186 games for the Blues, but he found the net this year
But at least it’s better than: Being a member of One Direction
Assists – Diddly-squat
Worse than: Tim Howard – Even the Everton keeper has got his name down for an assist this season
But at least it’s better than: Watching every Gavin and Stacey episode ever made
Key passes – Absolutely none
Worse than: Etienne Capoue – The defensive midfielder has made just three appearances for Spurs this season and still manged one key pass
But at least it’s better than: Catching your mum on Embarrassing BodiesComment
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" But at least it’s better than: Watching every Gavin and Stacey episode ever made"
Football without Origi is nothingComment
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