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    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
      In all seriousness this potential demise could not have been better timed. My lad's best mate at school is United, his whole family are rabid United, we live in Manchester. My lad is quite impressionable at the moment and is a bit obsessed with his bezzie. Someone said "Manchester United" on TV the other week and my lad said "They're the best team Daddy".

      We then had a long and serious chat.

      But Moyes has done all hard work for me. I've showed him the league table, how LOW United are, how high we are. Every time he knows I'm watching football..."did Liverpool win Daddy?"

      "YES we won"

      "Yessssss! Did Manchester United lose again?"

      "YES! They lost again son."

      "Yessss!"

      Now he's going to school and getting the upper hand over his United obsessed mate. Phew. Thank **** for that.
      Lovely.

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        Just seen a story about a young utd fan from Kenya, committed suicide after the Newcastle loss.

        What a waste, and what a stupid reason to die.

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          what? really? shocking
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            Originally posted by PTP View Post
            what? really? shocking



            Fan kills himself over United loss

            A Kenyan fan unable to cope with Manchester United's loss to Newcastle United committed suicide over the weekend, according to police.

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              Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
              Think he's trying to say that it's thanks to him Everton beat United. Which it is, totally, but not in the way he's implying
              Hilarious. Bodge would be proud of that one.
              3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                After a **** day this thread is the best perk me up ever!

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                  Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                  In all seriousness this potential demise could not have been better timed. My lad's best mate at school is United, his whole family are rabid United, we live in Manchester. My lad is quite impressionable at the moment and is a bit obsessed with his bezzie. Someone said "Manchester United" on TV the other week and my lad said "They're the best team Daddy".

                  We then had a long and serious chat.

                  But Moyes has done all hard work for me. I've showed him the league table, how LOW United are, how high we are. Every time he knows I'm watching football..."did Liverpool win Daddy?"

                  "YES we won"

                  "Yessssss! Did Manchester United lose again?"

                  "YES! They lost again son."

                  "Yessss!"

                  Now he's going to school and getting the upper hand over his United obsessed mate. Phew. Thank **** for that.
                  That's a **** gem mate

                  Moyes
                  Go **** yourself

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                    It wasn't that long ago that hypocrite Fergy described Newcastle as a 'wee club' (he's also called Man City a small club - ****ing hypocritical cunt).

                    "Sir Alex Ferguson has dismissed Alan Pardew as the manager of "a wee club in the north-east"

                    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...on-alan-pardew

                    For those with short memories:

                    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...rafael-benitez
                    Another MASSIVE game

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                      Is it wrong for wanting them to win their next league match,I don't want him getting sacked too early.

                      Like earlier in the season when they were **** but then they walloped Leverkusen,Fulham and beat Arsenal and they all thought they were back in business.If it can carry on like that for the next couple of seasons I'll be well chuffed.

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                        No, I want a terrible run of results. Make it so they are certainly out of the champions league.
                        *Except Michael, who died.

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                          Originally posted by G View Post
                          Is it wrong for wanting them to win their next league match,I don't want him getting sacked too early.

                          Like earlier in the season when they were **** but then they walloped Leverkusen,Fulham and beat Arsenal and they all thought they were back in business.If it can carry on like that for the next couple of seasons I'll be well chuffed.
                          Give Moyes £50m-£100m and let him work his magic!
                          Another MASSIVE game

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                            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                            In all seriousness this potential demise could not have been better timed. My lad's best mate at school is United, his whole family are rabid United, we live in Manchester. My lad is quite impressionable at the moment and is a bit obsessed with his bezzie. Someone said "Manchester United" on TV the other week and my lad said "They're the best team Daddy".

                            We then had a long and serious chat.

                            But Moyes has done all hard work for me. I've showed him the league table, how LOW United are, how high we are. Every time he knows I'm watching football..."did Liverpool win Daddy?"

                            "YES we won"

                            "Yessssss! Did Manchester United lose again?"

                            "YES! They lost again son."

                            "Yessss!"

                            Now he's going to school and getting the upper hand over his United obsessed mate. Phew. Thank **** for that.
                            Dear god!

                            Thank Christ you had that talk. There's two talks every father should have with his son in their life and that's one of them.

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                              I've been hammering the manc lad in work all day. He's been as quiet as a mouse for a few weeks now.

                              Today though he come out with "we'll have money to spend and will strengthen in January" to which i said "yeah lad and you have David Moyes spending it like he did in the summer on a £27m bog brush". He is in proper denial as well as he refuses to believe that Rooney and RVP want off.

                              Give moyes £100m and let him work his magic.

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                                Manchester United manager David Moyes says defeat to Newcastle United at Old Trafford 'raised my spirits'
                                Football without Origi is nothing

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