Manchester United

[Leyton388]

A bird **** in Ashley Young's mouth.

https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

[wavydavy]

A bird **** in Ashley Young's mouth.

https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

To be honest what he and his partner get up to in the bedroom is no-one's business but their's.....

[Kenneth]

A bird **** in Ashley Young's mouth.

https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

[Fivex]

[Tee]

[Rigadon]

The records keep tumbling for the pre-season champs...

A day that began with the Dutch manager receiving a rapturous welcome from the Old Trafford fans as he walked out before kick-off ended with his side being beaten at home on the opening day of the league season for the first time since 1972.

BBC

[Cormack74]

[scully]

They really are a bad side and a new manager isnt going to help them out unless they spend big and well. Cant wait for the after game interview with fans to start up again.

A hysterical-with-rage fan on 606 ranted about them "not winning in 47 games". The presenter burst out laughing and asked "not won in FORTY-SEVEN games?", to which the sperm bank reject, oblivious, said "Yeah, not won in forty seven games!"

[Roanmore]

Van Gaal: "Hey, for every free kick why don't we get Ashley Young to dummy the free kick and we'll get Mata to actually take it, they'll never cop on"

Also, Fellani, how **** is he? Dirty cheating prick with his elbows but besides that he's crap, can't defend, can pass and is lost in the final third.

[rodo]

[Cormack74]

Gotta go out for a bit. Could someone please post the best bits from Red Cafe so I can chuckle at them when I get back.

If you want something doing . . . . . . .

Didn't have to read past the first page for these gems:

"LvG lost it when he took Herrera off instead of Fletcher. Blackett has taken up Rio's position of hoofing balls up front. Mata was anonymous. Our defence is ****e.

Pathetic, fecking pathetic. All the pre-season hype undone after one game at home against a side that'll finish bottom half. Easy start they said, very worrying.

Total and utter crap performance in the second half.

We're a mid-table team.

We were a mid-table team last season and have done nothing to improve. You can get Van Gaal in but when you're stuck with someone like Fletcher as your midfield engine, opposition teams will be laughing.

That old familiar feeling from last year, eh? so disappointed with that performance. I'd be happy if Fellaini and Nani never played for us again.

Thoroughly disappointed. Same old slow passing game. It's as if the players suddenly recalled last years trauma and went into auto-pilot.

Feels like last year. Is it our players who are genuinely ****?

Seems like RAWK was right".

[rodo]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLGipraqMyI&list=UU7w8GnTF2Sp3wldDMtCCtVw"]Are You Listening Ed? | RANT! | Manchester United 1 Swansea 2 | REVIEW - YouTube[/ame]

[rodo]

obviously spoilt for choice with fans wanting to talk
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[Leyton388]

United fans banging on about money

Made me think of this


[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVufRsalw0"]Facejacker - Monies - YouTube[/ame]

[Cormack74]

I briefly perused one of the Red Cafe Liverpool threads and came across this gem:

"Only Lovren would get into our starting eleven at the moment".