Manchester United

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Fanciful thinking I'm afraid. Losing De Gea (if they actually do) and Di Maria is no comparison to us losing Suarez and having Sturridge injured all season. Not even close.

There's plenty of question marks about their squad still but there's no doubt in my mind they should still finish above us fairly easily.

RVP gone as well, rubbish season last year but still got into double figures for goals.

I dont think they should finish above us fairly easy at all specially if De Gea goes.

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Who can these vermin get in the CL draw, is it anybody or are there limits?

[Chazza]

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[baitman]

de gea going. check
****e defence. check
schweinsteiger very injury prone. check
schneiderlin good but injury prone. check
carrick pensioner. check
phil jones **** and ugly. check
rvp gone. check
luke shaw cant defend. check
jonny evans ****e. check
di maria 20m spunked. check.

crisis, what crisis.

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Cheers Chazza.

I suppose Monaco would be the toughest for them but I don't know a whole lot about the rest of them. Be great if they got Fener and Van Persie put them out.

[Chazza]

Bound to get Brugge.

[Chris]

Cant wait for September the 12th, we are going to **** these all over the place. On their own ground on a Saturday night.

[Liverpel]

Cheers Chazza.

I suppose Monaco would be the toughest for them but I don't know a whole lot about the rest of them. Be great if they got Fener and Van Persie put them out.

Now that would be funny.

[wiw]

Whenever i feel down about Liverpool I read some Chris posts

[danperkins]

Would love it if they got Monaco but no doubts they'll get the easy option

[BigChief]

Fanciful thinking I'm afraid. Losing De Gea (if they actually do) and Di Maria is no comparison to us losing Suarez and having Sturridge injured all season. Not even close.

There's plenty of question marks about their squad still but there's no doubt in my mind they should still finish above us fairly easily.

Best way to look at it is "What did they do so well last season?"

1. Well, they had a world class keeper that 'earned' them about 8 points
2. Fellaini
3. Kept fresh, on account of no Europe or cups
4. Ashley Young
5. Anders Herrera and Mata scoring key goals
6. As pointed out by Carra on SS1 LvG hit a high line tactic that worked wonders but required Smalling and Jones to stay fit and focused on their game.

I'm resisting the temptation to put Liverpool/Spurs handed them 4th spot on a plate while giving them a free BJ.

So if we dissect the 6 points above:

1. De Gea will either leave or strop all season
2. Fellaini? Come on!!
3. CL is a bigger pain than even we imagined. Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, Smalling and Jones to stay fit while CL and cups are ongoing? You've got to be having a laugh. They need to buy Ramos and Hummels and buy them yesterday
4. Ashley Young? Come on!! Even then he's a year older (at his age that's a year too old)
5. Herrera and Mata will play less due to the players bought. They're both still a danger though
6. LvG's famous high line. Teams will have spent all summer working that out as they did our diamond (i.e. pressure Gerrard, diamond broken). Smalling/Jones won't be fit enough (see point 3) to achieve this and with Evans/Blackett they will fall back to playing overly defensive football resulting in more draws/losses.

Feel free to add more strengths we saw from Utd last season and we can dissect.

[Liverpool]

Cant wait for September the 12th, we are going to **** these all over the place. On their own ground on a Saturday night.

Corybn will be elected labour that day and we will get a last minute pen for the win and DeGea will let it in sulking he's stuck in Manchester

[Darth Marty]

I ****ing hate the mancs but think they have done ok this transfer window, especially if as expected Pedro signs, and I reckon they will be considerably stronger this season. I fully expect the scummy cunts to mount a title challenge.

[EwarWoo]

I think they've had a **** window. They've sold their back up keeper because he wouldn't play for the reserves, their best midfielder because he didn't travel and likely their best player (de Gea) because he had a strop.

They see it as LVG being strong, but really he's telling everyone that he'll sell if they act the cunt.

If things start going slightly bad expect plenty of players acting the cunt.

[Fosterbloke]

They see it as LVG being strong, but really he's telling everyone that he'll sell if they act the cunt.

You mean like Sterling?