Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?
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“NASA decided they’d finally send a man up in a capsule after sending only monkeys in the earlier missions,” the joke goes.
“They fire the man and the monkey into space.
“The intercom crackles, 'Monkey, fire the retros.'
“A little later, 'Monkey, check the solid fuel supply.'
“Later still, “Monkey, check the life support systems for the man.'
“The astronaut takes umbrage and radioes NASA, 'When do I get to do something?'
“NASA replies, 'In 15 minutes - feed the monkey.'”
WTF? Its a bit ****ing cryptic.
Couldn't he just tell Smalling to get the ball to Townsend?
I guess with his limited coaching knowledge he's got a lot of time to kill at half time and has started doing some stand up to pass the time?Modifying post.Comment
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****ing weird joke that is what it is. People should be questioning why on earth he'd include that in a team talk in such an important game at half-time. The guy is on a different planet. Not sure about the monkeyComment
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*Except Michael, who died.Comment
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Just a coincidence that the people concerned in the monkey joke happened to be black.
The guy is a total dunce. Not a racistComment
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He was on Talksport yesterday. They asked him about Ravel Morrison. He spent a few seconds praising Ravel and then just went on about Ross Barkley instead. The guy is clueless. How he can give players confidence is beyond me. "Yeah Ravel did well but don't forget about Ross Barkley". TitComment

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