Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?

[Roboklopp]

I feel Lee/Ernie would be more Gamst/Pederson than Zlatan/Ibrahimovich.

[Roboklopp]

I think you will find there is plenty of movement in that front two.

Just a lot of bowel movements.

[Chazza]

I feel Lee/Ernie would be more Gamst/Pederson than Zlatan/Ibrahimovich.

More Marco Boogers

[CJ]

Sorry fluxkev they made me do it

[Roboklopp]

Tsk Pyjamaman. Proper piss poor.

[dom9]

PcPlod
Dom9 - Chris - DanPerkins - Dilva
ChesterDave - SlinkySkills - PTP - Chazza
Ernie - CJ

PC Plod has the build to scare the **** out of defenders, bit like the monk out of Mean Machine, his height can somehow get him lobbed and he's often out with back injuries but he's an assett to the squad.

Dom9 often looks like he can't be doing with it no more, but every now and again comes up with a performance that reminds you he loves the game, often if someone mentions hashtags

Chris and DanPerkins - the ideal partnership, they are best mates on and off the pitch, Chris is always there to call the opposite side voles, and cunts. DanPerkins will sniff out those wimpy strikers at all costs.

Dilva - can't be out the squad

ChesterDave - Any hint of nastiness on the other team and Dave will be all over. Them, attacking their Facebook pages the night before the game to get into minds.

SlinkySkills and PTP, the destroyers; Slinky has the ability but doesn't believe in himself, could do everything but always struggles when it comes to sticking it in, PTP is always available for the ball, let's you know where he is at all times with various selfies

Chazza - Mr Reliable, sensible baller always plays the right ball, has great heading ability with no Barnet to get in the way

Ernie - The one whopper that has to have some random name on the back of his shirt when everyone knows he's really called Lee, can often be found slipping over on the pitch and is known to wear his trademark cycle socks instead of the team colours

CJ - Mr Inane, waddles his way round defenders always doing the bat he can, we kicked him out once but be snuck back in, has a love of sheds.

The est dream team

We need more insight like this. Apart from the positioning, it's very good. But right back? Right back? Dear me.

[CJ]

We need a bench

Gilbert bender Norbs etc

[Roboklopp]

Blender is always late to training so no room for him.

[CJ]

Squad morale he is essential.

Nige as well though better keep them at opposite ends of the bench

[danperkins]

So who's the gaffer?

[Muddled]

The Chris, Dan partnership is the backbone of that team.

[CJ]

Need Mudd's in the team. Bloody hell Gilbert

[Roboklopp]

Gaffa gotta be Mr M & his cronies.

[CJ]

Need Assman in there too.

Squad rotation

[Lee]

PcPlod
Dom9 - Chris - DanPerkins - Dilva
ChesterDave - SlinkySkills - PTP - Chazza
Ernie - CJ

PC Plod has the build to scare the **** out of defenders, bit like the monk out of Mean Machine, his height can somehow get him lobbed and he's often out with back injuries but he's an assett to the squad.

Dom9 often looks like he can't be doing with it no more, but every now and again comes up with a performance that reminds you he loves the game, often if someone mentions hashtags

Chris and DanPerkins - the ideal partnership, they are best mates on and off the pitch, Chris is always there to call the opposite side voles, and cunts. DanPerkins will sniff out those wimpy strikers at all costs.

Dilva - can't be out the squad

ChesterDave - Any hint of nastiness on the other team and Dave will be all over. Them, attacking their Facebook pages the night before the game to get into minds.

SlinkySkills and PTP, the destroyers; Slinky has the ability but doesn't believe in himself, could do everything but always struggles when it comes to sticking it in, PTP is always available for the ball, let's you know where he is at all times with various selfies

Chazza - Mr Reliable, sensible baller always plays the right ball, has great heading ability with no Barnet to get in the way

Ernie - The one whopper that has to have some random name on the back of his shirt when everyone knows he's really called Lee, can often be found slipping over on the pitch and is known to wear his trademark cycle socks instead of the team colours

CJ - Mr Inane, waddles his way round defenders always doing the bat he can, we kicked him out once but be snuck back in, has a love of sheds.

The est dream team

I think you will find there is plenty of movement in that front two.

Just **** all awareness or coordination