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  • Roboklopp
    Cuboid Humanoid
    • Dec 2006
    • 30548

    #4231
    Originally posted by Venton
    I love the "airing" bit. An anal wart is aired not displayed.
    "Unveiling" may also be used in these circumstances I believe.

    What's this wrestling onesie incident of which you speak?
    3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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    • Venton
      Paisley
      • Sep 2006
      • 15573

      #4232


      I didn't realise the white hazmat suit was essentialy see-through. Poor woman was scared to death just as the top deck of the number 40 passed by the front room window. It looked, quite wrongly, like an exercise in perversion.
      Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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      • Roboklopp
        Cuboid Humanoid
        • Dec 2006
        • 30548

        #4233
        Originally posted by Venton
        http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/show...stcount=112381

        I didn't realise the white hazmat suit was essentialy see-through. Poor woman was scared to death just as the top deck of the number 40 passed by the front room window. It looked, quite wrongly, like an exercise in perversion.


        Brilliant. Just brilliant. Exactly the sort of crap I used to get in trouble for- domestically & professionally.

        What's a Devo dance? Deviant?
        3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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        • Venton
          Paisley
          • Sep 2006
          • 15573

          #4234
          [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPW7yXIDk08"]Whip It-DEVO DANCE - YouTube[/ame]

          But in a white see-through hazmat suit. And a flower pot.
          Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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          • Roboklopp
            Cuboid Humanoid
            • Dec 2006
            • 30548

            #4235
            Originally posted by Venton
            Whip It-DEVO DANCE - YouTube

            But in a white see-through hazmat suit. And a flower pot.
            This really is excellent work Venton. Where was the flowerpot?

            I used to annoy my exes with my "goblin dance" (tm). Deep down I think they found it secretly arousing, but they'd never admit it of course.

            This is exactly the reason I need a new Mrs Plod- this kinda thing just isn't the same with the cat- he just looks at me like "yeah, whatevs Dad, when's tea/can I have a hug?" Dull creature.
            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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            • CJ
              Shadow Inanity Secretary
              • Aug 2006
              • 33204

              #4236
              Originally posted by Venton
              http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/show...stcount=112381

              I didn't realise the white hazmat suit was essentialy see-through. Poor woman was scared to death just as the top deck of the number 40 passed by the front room window. It looked, quite wrongly, like an exercise in perversion.
              That's brilliant

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              • Venton
                Paisley
                • Sep 2006
                • 15573

                #4237
                Flower pot on my head.

                [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25MQM8XaYwU"]Devo - Whip It (lyrics) - YouTube[/ame]
                Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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                • Roboklopp
                  Cuboid Humanoid
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 30548

                  #4238
                  A look only sported by the true gent.


                  Ooo pen Chavs.
                  3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                  • Gazzla
                    Dalglish
                    • May 2007
                    • 2605

                    #4239
                    Originally posted by Chris
                    "Everyone knows Wayne is not the sort of person, with his Liverpool accent, who is going to be able to stand up in front of a lecture room of people," Hodgson said.

                    "But he doesn't need to. All he has to do is make certain the players he is talking to understand where he is coming from.

                    They won't do it maybe quite as eloquently as someone like myself could, but that doesn't matter."

                    Astounding. This guy is an absolute fool.
                    The irony appears to be lost on owl face, a dullard with a speech impediment criticising how somebody else sounds when they speak. What a ****ing idiot
                    Kurtangled in the McFadden thread 16/01/08

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                    • Roboklopp
                      Cuboid Humanoid
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 30548

                      #4240
                      3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                      • Gibbo
                        Like a boss
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 26212

                        #4241




                        This one is also quite fun.
                        The times they are a changin'.

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                        • Muddled
                          Meat Shield
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 25665

                          #4242
                          Roy has dumbed down the expectations of England fans tonight as he says the performance is more important than the goals.

                          We're playing San Marino.

                          At home.

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                          • Kenneth
                            Pond Scum
                            • May 2007
                            • 65642

                            #4243
                            It's true though. A 6-0 win isn't enough if the team look flat/****.
                            Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                            • Muddled
                              Meat Shield
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 25665

                              #4244
                              I don't really care how we perform, I just want to see a game where goals are scored for fun. Save his performances for our big games against Switzerland. It's just typical Roy advising the public not to expect goals. Against San Marino.
                              Last edited by Muddled; 09-10-14, 05:44 PM.

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                              • Shaggy
                                Unidentified Rascal
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 135533

                                #4245
                                Sterling reportedly in the team FFS. What's the ****ing point?
                                Thanks very much for being

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