Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?

[Bender]

Sterling reportedly in the team FFS. What's the ****ing point?

Oh dear England needing a full strength team v San Marino

[Chris]

Old prick best not be whining about players playing too many games later in the season.

[Kenneth]

Hart, Chambers, Cahill, Jagielka, Gibbs, Henderson, Wilshere, Milner, Sterling, Welbeck, Rooney.

Is that full strength? Not miles off.

[Kenneth]

Well I'm glad that sterling and Henderson are playing because I enjoy watching them play. If we play them in the league cup we can't complain too much about them being selected for England.

[ChesterDave]

Ian Wright getting erect over Wellbeck's "brilliant touch".

[Chris]

Lee Dixon saying Welbeck has the ability to be another Thierry Henry, christ almighty. The hype is going to be unbearable when he scores a few v these bums tonight.

[Venton]

I ****ing hate this match. I remember staying up to watch that ****house goal against us when Pearce was caught napping, not believing my own beery eyes. If you thrash them it's to be expected and if you don't you're ****.

[Muddled]

What's this free-kick for?

[Muddled]

Is this being played in front of a live audience, or is the crowd superimposed on to my TV?

[Venton]

That's a vote of confidence for Wilshere from Townsend - he can't really cut it against the better sides so this is his chance to impress...

[Venton]

Wellbeck isn't doing a bad job of chasing them down up front. He's a willing worker when all's said and done.

Overall we look a bit more patient but we're not really using the width very well. And our focus is dreadful - lots of unforced errors and wayward passes.

[Venton]

Easy header for Jagielka.

The keeper

[Fivex]

Easy header for Jagielka.



The keeper

Calamity

[Venton]

He went down like he'd been tickled by Fred Dibner

[Muddled]

Ahh, the Mexican wave.