Clint Dempsey

[RichC]

No thanks

[sean_lfc]

I'd rather drink diarrhea for the rest of my life than have Nani anywhere near L4. For what it's worth, I hope Nani gets plagued by a swarm of Locusts in the dungeons of hell and slowly eaten, resurrected and fixed up, Frankenstein-style, unto eternity.

[Assassin]

I'd rather drink diarrhea for the rest of my life than have Nani anywhere near L4. For what it's worth, I hope Nani gets plagued by a swarm of Locusts in the dungeons of hell and slowly eaten, resurrected and fixed up, Frankenstein-style, unto eternity.

This

[Norbs]

I'd rather drink diarrhea for the rest of my life than have Nani anywhere near L4. For what it's worth, I hope Nani gets plagued by a swarm of Locusts in the dungeons of hell and slowly eaten, resurrected and fixed up, Frankenstein-style, unto eternity.

Just to confirm, does that mean you want him or not mate?

[sean_lfc]

LULz I want him as much as you do rectal probes... give you something to think about

[dom9]

I'd rather drink diarrhea for the rest of my life than have Nani anywhere near L4. For what it's worth, I hope Nani gets plagued by a swarm of Locusts in the dungeons of hell and slowly eaten, resurrected and fixed up, Frankenstein-style, unto eternity.

[rudedog]

LULz I want him as much as you do rectal probes... give you something to think about

So you do want him then?

[sean_lfc]

So you do want him then?

Put it this way. If I were a morally corrupt cyborg, or better yet one devoid of all morality, I might say 'He's a half-decent player' [ie. "I need a rectal probe, might as well get it over with."]. However, I wouldn't classically go out and demand a rectal probe at a doctor's, in the hope she gives me a G-spot orgasm... as that's not what they tend to do. So I'd be there, hoping for an orgasm and some weird, wild, desi-style sex fantasy, when in reality, I'm getting a rectal probe, in a cold, white-walled and white-lighted room with a married woman who is not interested in, and knows how to avoid, causing an anally induced orgasm.

So basically, my dream could be interpreted as him coming here. The rectal probe of my dreams would be a morally bereft cyborg's vision of achieving morality. The reality is that there is no orgasm. There's a ****ing rectal probe and it's going up my arse and I'm not about to ejaculate all over the Indian doctor. My arse hurts. The probe was cold. The room was white. There were no dreams and Nani can **** back off to Babylon.

[smu1977]

Put it this way. If I were a morally corrupt cyborg, or better yet one devoid of all morality, I might say 'He's a half-decent player' [ie. "I need a rectal probe, might as well get it over with."]. However, I wouldn't classically go out and demand a rectal probe at a doctor's, in the hope she gives me a G-spot orgasm... as that's not what they tend to do. So I'd be there, hoping for an orgasm and some weird, wild, desi-style sex fantasy, when in reality, I'm getting a rectal probe, in a cold, white-walled and white-lighted room with a married woman who is not interested in, and knows how to avoid, causing an anally induced orgasm.

So basically, my dream could be interpreted as him coming here. The rectal probe of my dreams would be a morally bereft cyborg's vision of achieving morality. The reality is that there is no orgasm. There's a ****ing rectal probe and it's going up my arse and I'm not about to ejaculate all over the Indian doctor. My arse hurts. The probe was cold. The room was white. There were no dreams and Nani can **** back off to Babylon.

I'm still confused...is Nani your wet dream?

[sean_lfc]

It's confusing me now!

I think it's like this:

If Nani weren't Nani, the horrible, dirty, diving, whinging cunt of an arsehole, I'd love to have him here, as he's a pretty decent player, who scores goals etc.

But he's a whinging **** and I'm glad Carra scraped his flesh off in that game, proper Souness tackle and I was loving it at the time

[sean_lfc]

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[Neil Young]

A simple yes or no would have sufficed.

[Norbs]

I'm undecided about rectal probes, but I'm starting to come to the conclusion that Sean doesn't like Nani

[g.red]

:

If Nani weren't Nani, the horrible, dirty, diving, whinging cunt of an arsehole,

*Runs off, grabs pencil and paper*

[McDermotX]