Falcao

[Pablo]

Why would he pretend to be two years older than he is? He's not 16 trying to get in a bar FFS!

[kingfunk]

That article hurt my brain.

[Bender]

Why would he pretend to be two years older than he is? He's not 16 trying to get in a bar FFS!

maybe he'd be that much closer to getting his bus pass and heating allowance

[Alex]

That reads as he is younger than he thought. But I think it means exactly the opposite of that. How odd.

I guess he lied about his age to try and prolong her career. No way would he have been brought for that much if he was close to 30.

[Fernandinho]

Is it actually true?

[PTP]

That reads as he is younger than he thought. But I think it means exactly the opposite of that. How odd.

I guess he lied about his age to try and prolong her career. No way would he have been brought for that much if he was close to 30.

- he's also a she!

[Mike]

Is it actually true?

Falcao mentioned on Twitter the other day that all the stories about him in the news are totally false.