The Managerial Sack Race

[Norbs]

He's only going there to have a straightener with the mascot

He's quite an aggressive old man isn't he

[baitman]

He's quite an aggressive old man isn't he

He's a fackin geezah (you can add the accent)

[Norbs]

He's a fackin geezah (you can add the accent)

That's more East End.

Roy's more South London 'pwoper twouble maker'

[fabinho]

I don't want to blow my own trumpet or be one of those keyboard warriors, but I reckon I could kick Roy's ass.

[Kenneth]

Only one way to find out.

[Saveloy]

I don't want to blow my own trumpet or be one of those keyboard warriors, but I reckon I could kick Roy's ass.

[ChesterDave]

I don't want to blow my own trumpet or be one of those keyboard warriors, but I reckon I could kick Roy's ass.

Nah. His owl like instincts will kick in and he will have the high ground. You'll be left flailing your arms helplessly as he repeatedly swoops in.

[badpiggy]

Nah. His owl like instincts will kick in and he will have the high ground. You'll be left flailing your arms helplessly as he repeatedly swoops in.

tremendous imagery. Like a cross between The Windhover and elderly MMA.

[Bender]

I don't want to blow my own trumpet or be one of those keyboard warriors, but I reckon I could kick Roy's ass.

Hes 195 years old ....just don't go bragging about in the pub afterwards

[fabinho]

Hes 195 years old ....just don't go bragging about in the pub afterwards

I wasn't being serious!

[Tribute]

Woy to Watford is another accident waiting to happen. Apart from being an atrocious manger that the media were always deferential to... he'll 100% need man-nappies to sit in the dugout for a full 90 mins these days...

[Doc_Piptorious]

How does this guy keep getting work? Why is he so respected, nobody seems to question his appointment in the media and say it's a good decision?

He's a turd of a manager

I don't get the respected bit at all because more often than not he shows himself to be a nasty piece of work.

[Doc_Piptorious]

His massive ego

Another puzzling thing about him given his career track record.

What the **** has he done to have that ego?


Yes HE has said that he is on the same level os Alex Ferguson as a manager and HE has said he is a top class manager, but nobody else has ever said those things with a straight face.

And I do not even want to call the prick an owl anymore as owls are pretty cool feckers who get **** done. Proper ninja ****ers with their stealth feathers and serial killer credentials in the woods at night.

You would happily have a stare down with Hodgson but not with an actual owl, especially an eagle owl.

[Bender]

I wasn't being serious!

wasn't you ? i know just kidding

[baitman]

And I do not even want to call the prick an owl anymore as owls are pretty cool feckers who get **** done. Proper ninja ****ers with their stealth feathers and serial killer credentials in the woods at night.

You would happily have a stare down with Hodgson but not with an actual owl, especially an eagle owl.

Owl fetish