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    Yep. What a load of bollocks

    There has always been this story circulating in football that Nigel Pearson, Leicester City’s record-breaking manager, once fought a bear in Romania. It wasn’t a bear. It was a pack of five vicious dogs and they almost killed the backpacking Pearson.

    Pearson had done his research three years ago before boarding the rattler from Sheffield to London, the Eurostar to France and then trains across Europe and deep into the Carpathian mountains. He’d read up on these dogs who inhabit the area, protecting their owner’s sheep, regularly killing bears and occasionally attacking hikers.

    Pearson was walking alone when confronted by the pack. One dog went straight for him, trying to occupy his attention while the other four circled behind, looking to bite his legs. Pearson blinded a couple with his walking pole, then fended the others off before diving into stinging nettles. The dogs loathe these because of their sensitive noses.

    It went quiet and Pearson thought the dogs had gone. So he set off walking again but the pack was waiting, and attacked again. Sweat pouring off him, Pearson backed up against a tree and poked with his walking pole at the eyes of the dogs until they gave up, leaving him to his walking holiday.

    He loves a walk.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      He loves a walk
      *Except Michael, who died.

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        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          The Managerial Sack Race

          Originally posted by dom9 View Post
          There is a web view option? I've never noticed it.



          And I can't check it now because it has booted me out of my account and I need to reset my password.

          On iOS but I'd guess there's something similar for android - you can press the three dots top right for this menu and view the whole thread, renders for me within TT itself;



          Or you can press on the post itself and access web view via the floating menu, and as its a single post it then autoplays.



          And it's actually 2 button presses to play the vine rather than 3.
          Last edited by Fivex; 09-02-15, 08:55 PM.
          Hello mert.

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            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
            Lineker seems to know his eggs with regards to Leicester. No point in him lying.

            Pearson will be out by the weekend IMO.
            *Except Michael, who died.

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              Knows his eggs.
              Hello mert.

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                Not heard that before?
                *Except Michael, who died.

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                  Nope. You sure you know your eggs from your onions?
                  Hello mert.

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                    I think its a local thing, my Dad says it
                    *Except Michael, who died.

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                      Maybe he's lost his tiddlywinks?
                      Hello mert.

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                        Nope, no clue on that one
                        *Except Michael, who died.

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                          Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                          Pearson seems such a cunt. So full of himself, so smug. Anyone heard his outlandish claims of fighting off a pack of wild dogs while out hiking alone in the wilds of Romania?
                          i actually burst out laughing reading this

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                            Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
                            Am I the only one who thinks that he was nowhere near 'grabbing his neck' as has been reported?
                            Well, it was weird if only judged by the strange look on his face as he went to grab him, but still not as odd as the prolonged hold of the player's shirt after he got up...........that was just creepy.
                            "I will make the boys feel your support"
                            Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                              Could be worse.

                              Hello mert.

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                                Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                                Pearson seems such a cunt. So full of himself, so smug. Anyone heard his outlandish claims of fighting off a pack of wild dogs while out hiking alone in the wilds of Romania?


                                I just thought of Phil Brown's story on the Humber Bridge!

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