Yevhen Konoplyanka [Sevilla]

[Norbs]

Agreed. I was in a meeting and it all got a bit embarrassing as a result.

There's a great scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where dicks are out inappropriately. I wont ruin it by saying any more

[Fierce]

Who is this Eugene Linnet fella anyway? Mate of Danny Murphys?

[Norbs]

I wasn't aware that **** and mustard were so diametrically opposed.

They are indeed poles apart

Anyone else booked the day off work?

[Fosterbloke]

Agreed. I was in a meeting and it all got a bit embarrassing as a result.

[meffin]

One of two things will happen

1) He'll sign and be ****
2) He wont sign and will be mustard

Or he'll sign and be better than we ever imagined like Sturridge and Coutinho

[Norbs]

Or he'll sign and be better than we ever imagined like Sturridge and Coutinho

Yes

[Fosterbloke]

They are indeed poles apart

Anyone else booked the day off work?

What time does the window slam shut?

That window is made of some ****ing tough glass to withstand all the slamming...

[Fosterbloke]

Or he'll sign and be better than we ever imagined like Sturridge and Coutinho

And Sarb will still ****ing moan about something.

[Norbs]

What time does the window slam shut?

That window is made of some ****ing tough glass to withstand all the slamming...

Isn't it usually 11pm?

[Gray]

11pm

[Norbs]

[SK]

Who is this Eugene Linnet fella anyway? Mate of Danny Murphys?

i think thats the translation of yevhen konoplyankas name...at least the eugene part...

[Reece]

Apparently at 1:22 in this video is where he says the "serious" thing about joining us

http://glavred.info/sport/konoplyanka-o-pereezde-v-britaniyu-vse-serezno-ya-v-shoke-269833.html

[Shaggy]

Cheers Bender

[Shaggy]

richard askam @richaskam
Not sure how strong #PSG interest in Konoplyanka is but hear there has been a conversation with the player's camp #lfc