Mario Balotelli [On the Road to Ballon d'or)

[ntto]

or i'm not going to get him go out on loan or cheaply

[badpiggy]

I'm completely on Mr Michael's side at this stage regarding Mario. He'll never change. He'll always be someone who "could have been great". He's the football equivalent of the fat **** perennially on a barstool, gut pouring over his knees, swilling pints and ignoring whatever responsibilities he's drunkenly managed to accrue over the years, who occasionally gets a tricky word on someone else's crossword prompting vague memories that he was supposedly quite good in school which is enough to keep him going in the sad delusion he calls his life.

[Shaggy]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...w-9980568.html

"A glowing tribute"?

"He has come in here and is not scored the goals he wanted but he is not going anywhere in January."

A glowing tribute.

[Chris]

"A glowing tribute"?

"He has come in here and is not scored the goals he wanted but he is not going anywhere in January."

A glowing tribute.

[Shaggy]

Just clicked the link ....nothing there about a "glowing tribute"

I've been done FFS.

[Chazza]

I swear I did not edit that article.

They must have revised it on the website.

[lickedlollipop]

Mario imitating Christina Ronaldo:

https://vine.co/v/ODLtHXjE30l

[Doc_Piptorious]

Mario imitating Christina Ronaldo:

https://vine.co/v/ODLtHXjE30l

Maybe he should have a stab at imitating how Ronaldo puts the ball into the net.

[Tee]

Maybe he should have a stab at imitating how Ronaldo puts the ball into the net.

Ouch.

[Norbs]

Maybe he should have a stab at imitating how Ronaldo puts the ball into the net.

He's having a lovely time and couldn't really give a **** about anyone else. Can't stand him

[danperkins]

Yeah he's a clown. Used to laugh at him from a far playing for other teams and doing stupid **** off the pitch. Doesn't seem so funny now he's playing for us & playing badly at that.

[baitman]

Yeah he's a clown. Used to laugh at him from a far playing for other teams and doing stupid **** off the pitch. Doesn't seem so funny now he's playing for us & playing badly at that.

who could have ever seen that coming

[danperkins]

who could have ever seen that coming

Yeah wasn't exactly a surprise to us all

[kubrickscube]

Mate met him at a photoshoot and he was supposed to be recording some tv ident for a Thai or Malaysian channel beforehandand he was being difficult with them regarding what he was being asked to say on camera. He refused to say it because it was too many words to say in English. A point which he explained to them eloquently in perfect English. He also wouldn't wear the jeans the stylist picked for the shoot, preferring the black shorts he'd turned up in. What a "character"

[dom9]

What a *******.