Opposition fan forum gems

[Buzzo]

Admitting the problem is often the hardest step

You should speak to my therapist

[RichC]

I think there's a fair amount of revisionism going on in this thread.

His achievements at Barca were fantastic. The best footballing side i've ever seen.

He didn't walk into that job and the team was there. A lot of the older, established players were eased out by Pep.

The work he did with Messi arguably turned him into an exceptional player to the best there's ever been.

No argument that his time at both Citeh and Bayern have been relative failures but it doesn't mean we re-write history and **** all over his Barca tenure.

[ChesterDave]

Thank Christ we don't have to contemplate topics like this

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/have-you-ever-seen-everton-lift-a-trophy.112973/

[SB]

Thank Christ we don't have to contemplate topics like this

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/t...trophy.112973/

It’d be sad but it’s Everton

[ChesterDave]

Grand Old Team: The Absolute State of This Club

Baines' left foot: A kopite in charge

Not a pot to piss in despite a so called billionaire owner

Our best players don't care and would leave in a heartbeat

Our crap players don't want to move on because they know they won't get their £££££££££££££££

Why are we still supporting this mess?"

[Shaggy]

Grand Old Team: The Absolute State of This Club

Baines' left foot: A kopite in charge

Not a pot to piss in despite a so called billionaire owner

Our best players don't care and would leave in a heartbeat

Our crap players don't want to move on because they know they won't get their £££££££££££££££

Why are we still supporting this mess?"

**** me. Just read the first 6 or 7 pages of that thread - carnage. What a rancid bunch of *******s.

[fabinho]

"Same thing happened across the park. FSG came in and trusted the wrong people because they were new to football ownership. They let Commoli talk them into overpaying for a bunch of players because he forgot that they can't all take penalties.

They had one good season, then it all went sideways. They underperformed for years. Eventually they recovered from the initial mistakes, got better people in charge and turned the battleship in the right direction.

We just haven't gotten quite far enough in our own version of that story yet. Our version will be longer and more painful, because of their deal with the devil. Sooner or later, though, that guy's soul gets claimed and the curse ends."

WTF is that all about?

[Tribute]

"Same thing happened across the park. FSG came in and trusted the wrong people because they were new to football ownership. They let Commoli talk them into overpaying for a bunch of players because he forgot that they can't all take penalties.

They had one good season, then it all went sideways. They underperformed for years. Eventually they recovered from the initial mistakes, got better people in charge and turned the battleship in the right direction.

We just haven't gotten quite far enough in our own version of that story yet. Our version will be longer and more painful, because of their deal with the devil. Sooner or later, though, that guy's soul gets claimed and the curse ends."

WTF is that all about?

He went from a proper whinge to a full on Dungeons and Dragons downward spiral into the abyss of mortal fear and depression...

What a ****ing balloon.

[RichC]

I thought the post concluding they must have all been nonces in a previous life was quite the eye opener !

[Charly]

Previous life..?

Can you imagine what fans of teams lower in the league must have been guilty of?

[Mr Pink]

Expensive way to motivate your players, haha

[Sus]

**** me that is brilliant - what an amazing logical process to arrive at that conclusion

[Exiled_red]

I'm hoping we get to see Phil Jones playing regularly for them again

[Tribute]

I'm hoping we get to see Phil Jones playing regularly for them again

...always thought he was better suited to the role of a physio... running onto the pitch to see gruesome injuries, like a leg break. His face is perfect for the on-pitch reaction...

[Mr Pink]

Don’t worry buddy, he’s gonna do something in about 30 seconds….