Kuyt a done deal

[carrsim]

Is that a bid for campest terrace chant ever?!

i did warn it was (a bit) gay

i'm not saying i'd sing it

[TheStig]

Bollocks. He said the same about Djibril.

Difference is Kuyt is actually his signing. Cisse wasn't.

[PLY]

Bollocks. He said the same about Djibril.

But we bid for Kuyt as a back up option when we were trying to get Morientes so he has been monitoring him for a while

[disco]

Dirk Kuyt sounds like a porn star.


Can't we adapt the Emmanuelle Petit song?

[Shanks65]

a bit gay but "lets go fly a kite" from mary poppins

watch our red dirk kyut
score from the heighest heights
get the goals dirk kyut
send the reds soaring
top of the premiere
when we're 10 points clear
oh let's go big red kyut

(Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Let's go fly a kite
And send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite! )

Hmmm. All those good posts over the seasons, wiped out with one fell swoop

[Diego]

Just checked on the premier league's rules and LFC have to hold his registration 1 hour before kick off to be able to pick him for the match

i seem to remember a problem with garcia in his first match, that he wasn't alowed to play do to the fact he wasn't signed within 24 hours of the game or something like that, or am i just making this up?

[Maestro]

Dirk Kuyt sounds like a porn star.


Can't we adapt the Emmanuelle Petit song?

A Spurs ...spits... supporting mate of mine said to me last night:

"Is it true you've signed Kurt Dyke?"

[red g]

i seem to remember a problem with garcia in his first match, that he wasn't alowed to play do to the fact he wasn't signed within 24 hours of the game or something like that, or am i just making this up?

didnt Garcia and alonso make there debuts in the Bolton Game?? both looked rubbish as well !!

[Shaggy]

A Spurs ...spits... supporting mate of mine said to me last night:

"Is it true you've signed Kurt Dyke?"

Funnily enough I'm mid-text exchange with a Spurs mate of mine. A while ago, before they signed Berbatov, he was giving it the big one about Kuyt and that Martin "better than Benitez" Jol would ensure he signed for them rather than us.

I'm just reminding him and his retort now is "Berbatov is by far the better acquisition".

[Maestro]

Funnily enough I'm mid-text exchange with a Spurs mate of mine. A while ago, before they signed Berbatov, he was giving it the big one about Kuyt and that Martin "better than Benitez" Jol would ensure he signed for them rather than us.

I'm just reminding him and his retort now is "Berbatov is by far the better acquisition".

Don't they get on your tits? Them and the barcodes with their delusions of grandeur and their attitude of "well if we wanted him, he would have been ours..."

[Shaggy]

Don't they get on your tits? Them and the barcodes with their delusions of grandeur and their attitude of "well if we wanted him, he would have been ours..."

Spurs fans get RIGHT on my tits, more so than the Geordies. Since Jol improved them, they've become incredibly deluded. My Spurs mate is STILL insisting (as he was this time last year) that there's "nothing between the squads" and that we are "very evenly matched". What about the 17 point gap last season then huh?!

More Spurs pearls of wisdom from my chum:

"Zakora is better than Sissoko"
"We have a better pool of strikers than you"
"We have a better keeper"
"Jol is more astute and is a better coach than Benitez"
"If we had Gerrard we'd be indisputably better than you"

I **** you not. :whatever:

[Rich]

Let them have their fun, it makes it all the sweeter when the real stuff kicks off and he stuff them in the league (again!)

[Diego]

didnt Garcia and alonso make there debuts in the Bolton Game?? both looked rubbish as well !!

yes they did just checked it out, mabey it was for the euro qualifier...

[dww]

I think the strikers thing is a reasonable debate, I can see I would think that if I supported Spurs. The rest is frankly beyond belief.

[carrsim]

Hmmm. All those good posts over the seasons, wiped out with one fell swoop