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    Voronin

    Scored for Bayer Leverkusen tonight
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

    #2
    woopty doo

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      #3
      thanks for the news

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        #4
        Originally posted by The_Milkman View Post
        woopty doo
        my thoughts exactly
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rocket View Post
          thanks for the news
          weather report to come soon after
          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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            #6
            Sign him up Rafa!!
            Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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              #7
              Originally posted by Maestro View Post
              Sign him up Rafa!!

              seriously though, each time I have heard of Bayer LEverkusen since it was announced he is signed for us, he has put in a good performance, maybe hi move to us has given him some added confidence in his own ability.
              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                #8
                A lot of strikers in recent memory have come in with a great deal of hype, and dissappointed...maybe, since Voronin's "capture" has been met with a collective yawn, he'll come in and light up the entire league!

                </yes, I'm aware I'm stretching, thank you>

                jD
                jD

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Draxdor View Post
                  A lot of strikers in recent memory have come in with a great deal of hype, and dissappointed...maybe, since Voronin's "capture" has been met with a collective yawn, he'll come in and light up the entire league!

                  </yes, I'm aware I'm stretching, thank you>

                  jD
                  I hope so.
                  Personally, I think we will be getting a deeper version of Kuyt, well im hoping he works that hard anyway.
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #10
                    Go on gerrin Veronin.

                    Has to be a song there somewhere?
                    http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by lfc4ever View Post
                      Go on gerrin Veronin.

                      Has to be a song there somewhere?
                      go on gerrin
                      gerrin veronin
                      you aint seen nothing like the mighty Andriy.............
                      sorry best i could do mate
                      Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                      'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                      "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                      * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
                        go on gerrin
                        gerrin veronin
                        you aint seen nothing like the mighty Andriy.............
                        sorry best i could do mate
                        Nah, nah, nah, I'm not having the mighty Emlyn song ruined.

                        Defo a "try again".
                        http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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                          #13
                          Voronin in love again/Never wanted to/What am I to do/I can't help it.
                          .
                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                          May the Lord bless this post.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                            Voronin in love again/Never wanted to/What am I to do/I can't help it.
                            Or:

                            Voronin I love again/Never wanted to/What am I to do/I can't help it.
                            .
                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                            May the Lord bless this post.

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                              #15
                              What about Voronin in my gang, my gang, my gang - A.Voronin in my gang - oh yeah!
                              Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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