The 'where are they now?' files

[Venton]

He can change his name to Al Dente, that'll help

[Angryred]

He can change his name to Al Dente, that'll help

[baitman]

Don't forget the hands:

Capice

[Zapater]

I remember that before Kalou signed for Chelsea, he was supposed to play for the Netherlands and sign for a Spanish club - can't remember which one, maybe Real Madrid. He failed the Dutch test, so ended up in England and playing for the Ivory Coast instead.

Ah, is that for citizenship? I'm after an Italian passport but didn't see anything about learning Italian. I'd be stuffed, porca madonna.

Do you have Italian ancestory? I think it works differently to spousal applications.

[bonzai]

He can change his name to Al Dente, that'll help

[Venton]

I remember that before Kalou signed for Chelsea, he was supposed to play for the Netherlands and sign for a Spanish club - can't remember which one, maybe Real Madrid. He failed the Dutch test, so ended up in England and playing for the Ivory Coast instead.



Do you have Italian ancestory? I think it works differently to spousal applications.

I do, I'm a quarter Italian by my dad's mum. There are lots of forms you have to get notaried apparently and you have to make yourself available over a few weeks in Rome for face to face appointments. Which would be nice if it was a fortnight but it can take up to 6 weeks. This is all from my cousin Raymond and he's got things wrong in the past.

[Shaggy]

See Suarez flew to Italy to take that exam so he could sign for Juve (and passed), but Juve went and signed Dzeko instead and ****ed him off?!

Anyway, stupid question I know - but would anybody bring him back on a free?

[ame]https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1308004140786823169[/ame]

[Irishnev]

See Suarez flew to Italy to take that exam so he could sign for Juve (and passed), but Juve went and signed Dzeko instead and ****ed him off?!

Anyway, stupid question I know - but would anybody bring him back on a free?

https://twitter.com/brfootball/statu...04140786823169

Joining Atletico Madrid right......? ****house move by Juve

[Shaggy]

Joining Atletico Madrid right......? ****house move by Juve

Seems they need to shift Diego Costa first.

Which is a huge pity - denying us all the utter joy of seeing the biggest ****house strike pairing of all-time

[Fivex]

I probably would take him back fwiw

[Corndog]

No chance I'd want suarez back, he's quite slow now and he's a dickhead. I can't imagine he's the type of dickhead who would be happy to be on the bench or used as a squad option.

[Fosterbloke]

See Suarez flew to Italy to take that exam so he could sign for Juve (and passed), but Juve went and signed Dzeko instead and ****ed him off?!

Anyway, stupid question I know - but would anybody bring him back on a free?

https://twitter.com/brfootball/statu...04140786823169

Sorry but

[Liverpool]

Suarez definitely left the door to return here maintaining friendships at the club/in the city. Think he left about half a million quids worth of cars just lying around here as well.

Can't see it happening now as we are too good/he's past it.

[Exiled_red]

Part of me would live to see him come back. But I don't think that his personality would fit in well with the other guys we have in the squad and I think that would disrupt the squad harmony, the other guys despite their talent and profile are fairly down to earth, Suarez is a big ego to accommodate, and I just don't think that it would work out.

[Imy]

I'd love Suarez back.
Even at his age he can still find the net regularly.
Yes he's a dick, however lets flip that he's got such a thirst to win he'll do it by any means possible.
Alas it sounds like he's off to Atletico.