Ryan "dumdum / comic genius" Babel........

[red g]

This morning for example he Tweeted:

“LIVERPOOL !!!!”

“RT if u love LIVERPOOL !!!”

After over 100 Liverpool fans Retweeted it he followed it by

“Mmm lots of LFC fans on here !!! Beautiful !!!”

When the rumour came out on him being traded to AC Milan for Klass-Jan Huntelaar he RTed the following
LFC FANS DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN NEWSPAPERS, WAIT UNTIL YOU GET RIGHT INFORMATION

Last week he was even inquiring on how he can watch the Liverpool pre-season game.

Not sure if he had a conversation with Roy Hodgson but I tell you Ryan is pumped up and ready to prove himself to the new gaffer.

The Dutchman who joined Liverpool from Ajax in 2007 came to Anfield with high expectations but so far has not been able to live up to the promise. He has scored some jaw dropping goals such as the ones against Arsenal and Lyon in the Champions league. After inconsistencies, he found himself benched and then later got into hot water for his famous Twitter rant. Maybe Rafa’s style of management didn’t fit with Ryan who now has a chance to start with a clean slate under Roy Hodgson.


Good Luck Ryan.


Y.N.W.A.

[Shaggy]

Haha I am warming to Babel in an odd kinda way, he seems completely insane

[red g]

must admit it would be pretty funny if he started doing well.......

or imagine hiim playing for 70minutes coming off as a sub and tweeting from the bench after scoring a couple.

if only passion was brains, he would be laughing!

[the rev leeroy brown]

Haha I am warming to Babel in an odd kinda way, he seems completely insane

is shaggy about to become the second ryan babel fanboi on the planet?

[el matador]

Whats Ooloo da patha mean?

looking back at the post that caused a bit of a ruffle with some i thought that maybe its one of those whereby you need to understand the lengua to get more than just its jist.

So here is my lowdown on the hindi / punjabi/ urdu used.

Penchod - literally translates as sister ****er
ooloo da patha - dumbass / idiot

sari - popular myth is that its an elegant indian garment for classy women - but its actually something our wives use as contraceptive because by the time you've actually got it off the only thing you're banging his your head against a brick wall.

If i offended any taxi drivers out there by the name of Baljit - my sincerest apologies - 1000 times !

Hare Krishna

[tsb]

Great thread.

[Woobus]

Would bloody love it if Babel came good this season, he has so much talent but his football brain seems to be as good as his normal brain

[Frenchie]

looking back at the post that caused a bit of a ruffle with some i thought that maybe its one of those whereby you need to understand the lengua to get more than just its jist.

So here is my lowdown on the hindi / punjabi/ urdu used.

Penchod - literally translates as sister ****er
ooloo da patha - dumbass / idiot

sari - popular myth is that its an elegant indian garment for classy women - but its actually something our wives use as contraceptive because by the time you've actually got it off the only thing you're banging his your head against a brick wall.

If i offended any taxi drivers out there by the name of Baljit - my sincerest apologies - 1000 times !









hahahahaha

hahahaha

Hare Krishna

[Woobus]

What I would love to know is how he knows all this if he was sleeping

So I'm sleeping rite .. And the next thing u know .. After 5 min drive he stops for 2 pretty lady's who were waiting for a taxi too
He asked where they needed to go ... " To the airport "
Pretty lady's : " we r in a hurry so we need to go to the airport asap, can u take us "
So the driver said ofcourse I can take u guys jump in ..
I was still sleeping .. While this happened

[Rudo]

Just read through this thread...comedy gold. hilarious.

[Tatterdemalion]

****ing "Th" you cunt!

[danperkins]

Ryan Babel = Bird Brain, actually maybe thats offensive to birds?

[Monty]

Haha what an t*at!

It all makes sense now, I remember when he was being compared to Henry!
It doesn't sound like he has much upstairs, nevermind a Football brain.

Two weapons in his armoury: running really fast and hitting the ball really hard. I hope he does well, I really do but reading these posts it all makes sense now.
Bless.

[gparr]

RyanBabel

Well.. i suppose to report on monday.. but i'm going 2mw.. We got Arsenal first game isnt it.. so.. 11 minutes ago via web

His latest tweet, good attitude from Ryan. He does seem to he up for this season going be his recent tweets.

Gary

[Baracus]

does that tweet even make any sense

He's going 2mw ?