Banner for sunday

[fah-q]

Everyone should make that comedy muted trumpet "wah wah wah wah" everytime he touches the ball.

Or better yet, sing You'll never walk alone for 90 minutes at the top of your voices.

[rudedog]

Everyone should make that comedy muted trumpet "wah wah wah wah" everytime he touches the ball.

Or better yet, sing You'll never walk alone for 90 minutes at the top of your voices.

I like the comedy trumpet idea but would be hard to synchronise - it has the potential to just sound like duck noises

[CJ]

isnt the easiest and best thing to cheer our players

[Rudo]

Just throw some coins at the ****er.

[Craig_H]

That's precisely the modus-operandi that was used to entice him to Chelsea in the first place.

[CJ]

i am sure abuse and coins will really make him think he made the wrong decision

[kingfunk]

What's the bets some plonker will throw an old phone at him?

Think I'm getting over it now...

But I might just come in here to call him a FU$KING WAN$ER every night before I go to sleep.... Night.

[Icon]

Do nothing

Applaud our lads. Cheer or lads. Sing for our lads.

If he (for whatever reason) applauds you.

Do nothing...

[IndianScouser]

getting back to doing a banner on sunday,someone said take all the torres shirts and leave them behind the goal,no need for shouting abuse,a quiet but very effective way of letting him know how the fans feel

Best post of the thread

[SB]

Do nothing

Applaud our lads. Cheer or lads. Sing for our lads.

If he (for whatever reason) applauds you.

Do nothing...

I like it

[Norbs]

His armband lied he's not a red Torres Torres,
He's just a rent boy like the rest Torres Torres,
He's turned his back and stabbed the knife,
I hope John terry shags his wife,
Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

[Fernandinho]

Do nothing

Applaud our lads. Cheer or lads. Sing for our lads.

If he (for whatever reason) applauds you.

Do nothing...

And that will be the biggest statement we can make. Tream him like he is a nobody. When they read the names out don't even boo!

[EwarWoo]

Yup, nothing his best.

Have the class those chav ******s can only dream of and let 'em remind him of us every match when they sing their "torres" song.

Let the ****er stew.

[PTP]

I actually came up with an idea - maybe not for chelsea but for tonight - i think it would be ****ing amazing if it was pulled of with the whole kop.....


Start off right after you'll never walk alone....with

"we're gonna bounce in a minute, bounce in a minute, we're going bounce in a minute " etc etc

then go into....

"One Ian Rush, only one ian rush one ian rush, "

then straight into

"fowler.clap clap clap clap clap..fowler etc"

then

"oh sami sami, sami sami sami hyypia"

then

"hamann hamann, hamann hamann...dietmar"

then

"luis garcia, he drinks sangria"

followed by

"we all dream of a team of carraghers"

and then

"ste gerrard gerrard, he's big and he's ****ing hard"

and finish with

"dalglish...clap clap"



Something along those lines - so starting with the bounce in a minute so it's like we are going into the torres song....then real off a list of real legends

[Kenneth]

I actually came up with an idea - maybe not for chelsea but for tonight - i think it would be ****ing amazing if it was pulled of with the whole kop.....


Start off right after you'll never walk alone....with

"we're gonna bounce in a minute, bounce in a minute, we're going bounce in a minute " etc etc

then go into....

"One Ian Rush, only one ian rush one ian rush, "

then straight into

"fowler.clap clap clap clap clap..fowler etc"

then

"oh sami sami, sami sami sami hyypia"

then

"hamann hamann, hamann hamann...dietmar"

then

"luis garcia, he drinks sangria"

followed by

"we all dream of a team of carraghers"

and then

"ste gerrard gerrard, he's big and he's ****ing hard"

and finish with

"dalglish...clap clap"



Something along those lines - so starting with the bounce in a minute so it's like we are going into the torres song....then real off a list of real legends

Ever considered directing musicals?