Torres & songs -official meh thread

[SB]

i new ud love that craig



i just choked on it

I nearly spat my toast all over the monitor

[little dave hedgehog]

Did anyone else hear graham hunter in newstalk.ie today talk about why Torres left so quickly? he thinks a lot of it was down to losing his Spain place to Fernando lorienta and that he went with Chelsea as barca dont need / can't afford him, france and German are a no starter and so it was either man city or Chelsea . Pretty interesting view of it all

this statement is patently false, and i can guarantee it will never, ever happen. there's not a single person in the universe who thinks fernando lorienta is the better player.

[gaz01]

this statement is patently false, and i can guarantee it will never, ever happen. there's not a single person in the universe who thinks fernando lorienta is the better player.

Sorry should have slept it Llorente my bad. Still he has been the much better player over the last year and could easily be picked ahead of him

[SB]

this statement is patently false, and i can guarantee it will never, ever happen. there's not a single person in the universe who thinks fernando lorienta is the better player.

You can't possibly say that for sure though can you Like you've spoken to every person in the whole universe have you? And discussed the topic of who's the better player? I think someone's telling porky pies myself

[SB]

Sorry should have slept it Llorente my bad. Still he has been the much better player over the last year and could easily be picked ahead of him

[little dave hedgehog]

ah yes, opinion is divided on torres vs. llorente.

[SB]

ah yes, opinion is divided on torres vs. llorente.

Now the whole universe vs one is divided

And for the record I didn't say Llorente was better

[little dave hedgehog]

perhaps the only person (and he would have to be very deluded) who might think fernando lorienta is a better player than torres, is fernando lorienta.

fernando llorente, on the other hand...

[gaz01]

Yeah I tried to edit that after but it didn't work

[gaz01]

ah yes, opinion is divided on torres vs. llorente.

I just asked everyone in the universe and Torres lost as he tends to go on unofficial strike for half the year when in a sulk

[little dave hedgehog]

Now the whole universe vs one is divided

And for the record I didn't say Llorente was better

i've thought about this, and i'm pretty sure you've been kurtangled.

[SB]

i've thought about this, and i'm pretty sure you've been kurtangled.

I just thought you couldn't spell , Not the only one mind

[Fierce]

Oh. MY. GOD.

Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

Be. Warned:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5ftOV3FYA"]YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song[/ame]

[Cormack74]

That's ****ing hilarious.

[Kenneth]

Oh. MY. GOD.

Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

Be. Warned:

YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song