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    #61
    the more i think of it and sing it my head the more sense it makes....the suarez i just can't get enough song has to take off...it that gets going and gets the kop going wild - that will be the best remedy for us all....it might also hurt torres a little bit too as he realises his former lover has just moved on so quickly
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #62
      I hope this is the song they adopt for him

      Don't you just love the Chelsea big club mentality
      We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Fierce View Post
        Oh. MY. GOD.

        Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

        I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

        Be. Warned:

        YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

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          #64
          Originally posted by Fierce View Post
          Oh. MY. GOD.

          Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

          I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

          Be. Warned:

          YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song
          That is comedy gold

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            #65
            Originally posted by Fierce View Post
            Oh. MY. GOD.

            Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

            I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

            Be. Warned:

            YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song
            Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?
            This city has two great football teams – Liverpool and Liverpool reserves

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              #66
              Originally posted by powerpack View Post
              Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?
              chav cunts. including their no 9.

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                #67
                John terry wants to shag your wife Torres Torres
                He's got her mobile number now Torres Torres
                He'll phone her up and take her out
                He'll whip it out she'll suck him off
                Fernando Torres John Terry has ****ed your wife.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Leyton388 View Post
                  John terry wants to shag your wife Torres Torres
                  He's got her mobile number now Torres Torres
                  He'll phone her up and take her out
                  He'll **** her hard and she'll scream and shout
                  Fernando Torres John Terry has ****ed your wife.
                  Last edited by pezzzer; 04-02-11, 10:43 PM.
                  ps3 fanclub member#1
                  sony will win the console war.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by pezzzer View Post

                    Even better mate.


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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Leyton388 View Post
                      Even better mate.


                      ah **** it leyton there both good
                      ps3 fanclub member#1
                      sony will win the console war.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by pezzzer View Post
                        ah **** it leyton there both good
                        Im sure he will get the picture on sunday anyway.

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                          #72
                          To the tune of Billie Jean:

                          He Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
                          We Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean We are The One
                          Nando T Is Not Our player
                          He's Just A Girl Who Claimed that we were The One
                          But The Kid Is Not Our son!
                          He Said we were The One, But The Kid Is Not Our son!

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                            #73
                            there's something distinctly small time about LFC fans making up songs to abuse a former player.

                            He's gone,get over it.Support our players instead

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by powerpack View Post
                              Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?
                              They've turned gay for Torres already. In a major way. And stuck in on YouTube.

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                                #75
                                I agree. Show some class and invest time in supporting our own players not embarassingly dissing those who wouldnt be part of the new era. Its the end of the storm and he couldnt wait for the golden sky. **** him, he no longer matters. Torres has been REPLACED.
                                LFC - the footballing Phoenix. Watch us rise.

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