Torres & songs -official meh thread

[PTP]

the more i think of it and sing it my head the more sense it makes....the suarez i just can't get enough song has to take off...it that gets going and gets the kop going wild - that will be the best remedy for us all....it might also hurt torres a little bit too as he realises his former lover has just moved on so quickly

[Gaz]

YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

I hope this is the song they adopt for him

Don't you just love the Chelsea big club mentality

[Craig_H]

Oh. MY. GOD.

Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

Be. Warned:

YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

[gaz01]

Oh. MY. GOD.

Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

Be. Warned:

YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

That is comedy gold

[powerpack]

Oh. MY. GOD.

Be warned, this is almost impossible to watch. Your entire being will go into meltdown because of the massive amount of cringing you will do. Your muscles will spasm, you'll start to sweat, and you'll be embarassed on behalf of every human being in existence.

I recommend having a chalkboard handy on which to scrape your nails down so you can make yourself feel better

Be. Warned:

YouTube - Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?

[barnes10]

Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?

chav cunts. including their no 9.

[Leyton388]

John terry wants to shag your wife Torres Torres
He's got her mobile number now Torres Torres
He'll phone her up and take her out
He'll whip it out she'll suck him off
Fernando Torres John Terry has ****ed your wife.

[pezzzer]

John terry wants to shag your wife Torres Torres
He's got her mobile number now Torres Torres
He'll phone her up and take her out
He'll **** her hard and she'll scream and shout
Fernando Torres John Terry has ****ed your wife.

[Leyton388]

Even better mate.

[pezzzer]

Even better mate.

ah **** it leyton there both good

[Leyton388]

ah **** it leyton there both good

Im sure he will get the picture on sunday anyway.

[DKdan]

To the tune of Billie Jean:

He Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
We Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean We are The One
Nando T Is Not Our player
He's Just A Girl Who Claimed that we were The One
But The Kid Is Not Our son!
He Said we were The One, But The Kid Is Not Our son!

[G]

there's something distinctly small time about LFC fans making up songs to abuse a former player.

He's gone,get over it.Support our players instead

[EwarWoo]

Can't watch vids a work, can someone summarize this pls?

They've turned gay for Torres already. In a major way. And stuck in on YouTube.

[redpablo]

I agree. Show some class and invest time in supporting our own players not embarassingly dissing those who wouldnt be part of the new era. Its the end of the storm and he couldnt wait for the golden sky. **** him, he no longer matters. Torres has been REPLACED.