Luis Suárez

[Daniel 7]

Its some price to pay for a basic administrative error

[little dave hedgehog]

Its some price to pay for a basic administrative error

happens to us all

i once slipped on a bar of soap and wound up briefly married to like 8 people.

[Le Chef]

I don't think we'll get anywhere near 4th even with him. If we did, yay go us, sorry I just can't get excited about the prospect of finishing 4th, I never will. Its ****. We get to qualify for a few games in a tournament we realistically have little chance of winning. One that seems a charade until the knockout phase. Yet I grudgingly accept the mere mention of the words....champions league.... Is effectively the holy grail these days. I just want to win the ****ing league again. Yet again I accept to get the players required you need CL. Its a vicious circle of ****ness. Why do I bother caring. Not sure I do really.

Absobloodylutley

[Neil Young]

wouldn't that make bigamy having two wives too many?

It could but (a) it would be less witty and (b) it's essentially the inverse of the solution to the classic problem, "How many bikes should I own?"

The answer of course = n + 1

...where n = the number of bikes I currently own.

So the problem of how many wives I should have = w - 1

...where w ≥ 1 and = the number of wives I currently have.

He hasn't quite thought it through properly, although no doubt he'll have a smart answer.

Don't blame me, blame Oscar Wilde.

[little dave hedgehog]

also henny youngman

sorry.

[little dave hedgehog]

also henny youngman

sorry.

[Neil Young]

Given that Wilde died before Youngman was born...

[Bender]

@LiverpoolFCU21s: Suarez will train with the U18s until his issue is resolved. Absolutely brilliant.

[Daniel 7]

I had a wife who would actively discourage my collection of guitars and guitar equipment - it was an irrational dislike of the instrument and all the boss stuff you can buy with it. She was like (where w = wife)

w = g-1 as well as w= e-100000000, where e = my enjoyment of life.

I'm sure if she saw this post, she'd think "Awwww. He loved guitars. The ****"

[little dave hedgehog]

Given that Wilde died before Youngman was born...

i think we can pin the smart ass response on wilde.

and the misogyny on youngman

[Daniel 7]

Its so ****ing serious around here nowadays. God bless you Neil Young and LDH

And Sarb

[doogle]

jay's yellow hurdles :candle:

[little dave hedgehog]

I had a wife who would actively discourage my collection of guitars and guitar equipment - it was an irrational dislike of the instrument and all the boss stuff you can buy with it. She was like (where w = wife)

w = g-1 as well as w= e-100000000, where e = my enjoyment of life.

I'm sure if she saw this post, she'd think "Awwww. He loved guitars. The ****"

[Neil Young]

I had a wife who would actively discourage my collection of guitars and guitar equipment - it was an irrational dislike of the instrument and all the boss stuff you can buy with it. She was like (where w = wife)

w = g-1 as well as w= e-100000000, where e = my enjoyment of life.

I'm sure if she saw this post, she'd think "Awwww. He loved guitars. The ****"

Clearly the guitar was merely a symbol, a cipher, a substitute, a totem, a glyph. Did she want you to settle down, and leave behind your wild rock days/ways? Was she threatened by your attachment to guitars? Did she want you to spend your time and money on other things, on her, on holidays, on work, on a house, on achieving, on work, on prostitutes, on penis enlargement surgery?

I hate to break it to you but essentially the guitar was you. She was rejecting you, Daniel Poodle.

[Neil Young]

Its so ****ing serious around here nowadays. God bless you Neil Young and LDH

And Sarb

I'm an opponent of God.