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Is the squad bolstering window officially open yet? I thought it was 1st July..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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He was speaking with Sky foresight. I bet they can't wait to use this phrase.Originally posted by spud_gun View Post
Are you a tabloid journalist?
No one uses words like 'sensational snubbed' other than tabloid journalists.
Scousers Sensationally Snubbed, fans left Sobbing and Sniffing at the Slight.One tit for another.
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Originally posted by badpiggy View PostThat's a come-and-get-me-plea if ever I saw one. We need to swoop now or we'll be sensationally snubbed.Originally posted by badpiggy View PostNot at all - I just think our Yank owners need to get their own man in as soon as possible and start inking the deals to bolster our squad.

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Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
Anyone else think a "Without Rafa" poll would be useful now seeing as he's seemingly got no chance???
It'd be interesting to see how the Rafa votes would split.
I could never knowingly click on something that says 'Without Rafa'"I'm a lover, not a biter." - Luis Suarez
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LinkFSG announce revolutionary new Team Management Structure at Anfield
John Henry has unveiled the revolutionary new management structure he will be expecting Liverpool to use from next season. In a move likely to shock the Anfield Faithful Henry announced
" As usual we will expect the guys to show up every match day to Anfield". However at this point it would appear the Anfield stars can expect things to change slightly "At this point every member of the squad will be allocated a random number", Henry then said "We then get Stevie to stand in the corner with his back to the squad where he will then proceed to pick 11 random numbers", It is a system Henry remembers working well from when he was a schoolboy mini league Baseball pitcher in Boston "what then happens is the players that have been allocated these numbers will form the first XI on Match day".
The rest of the squad needn't worry though as Henry elaborated "We will renew this system every week, meaning crowd favorites such as Maxi can expect more game time and at least the opportinity of a game every week".
Liverpool MD Ian Ayre then joshed with Henry announcing that the new kit deal with Warrior had one 'surprise clause, "the only decision left to be made from this point is whether or not we play in skins or shirts".Modifying post.
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i'm sure jwh would've been pitching in the wheat country of downstate illinois, or possibly indiana, whichever it is that he hails from.
i have suggested many times signing up for a league and under jersey color, just writing skins. then get tattoos or use grease paint for the numbers. for some reason, nobody ever wants to do it.dave of mutilation
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