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    Originally posted by Darkon View Post
    Just to pick one of the names to put it in to - some wonderfull stuff here!

    Suarez vs Torres vs Sturridge ● Top 5 Goals - YouTube
    Luis was the better player (just) but it was Torres that first made me question my sexuality.

    And Klopp who gave me the answer.

    *swoon*

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      Originally posted by BG1973 View Post
      Luis was the better player (just) but it was Torres that first made me question my sexuality.

      And Klopp who gave me the answer.

      *swoon*
      WTF. These are fellow men, nothing more. Some of you need to have a word with yourself.
      Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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        Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
        WTF. These are fellow men, nothing more. Some of you need to have a word with yourself.
        Come on Bob ... you are going to tell us that you have not lied in bed at night, closed you eyes and imagined spooning with Klopp ... not once ... I'm not having that
        Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
        #****CITY

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          Originally posted by Nicey View Post
          Come on Bob ... you are going to tell us that you have not lied in bed at night, closed you eyes and imagined spooning with Klopp ... not once ... I'm not having that
          The lady doth protest too much.

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            Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
            WTF. These are fellow men, nothing more. Some of you need to have a word with yourself.
            Not a fan of fan fiction I take it?

            "As he left the sauna Daniel tightened the robe belt across his taut midriff, thoughts of his hat-trick bringing a satisfied smile. From the far end of the dressing room the sound of footsteps grew louder - the stride was unmistakably that of Jurgen Klopp - long and powerful just like his..."

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              "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".
              It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

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                /wonders if this message board needs a new sub-forum!

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                  Originally posted by memzey View Post
                  "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".
                  Very good
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    Originally posted by memzey View Post
                    "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".
                    Ha ha

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                      Originally posted by memzey View Post
                      "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".
                      The times they are a changin'.

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                        Originally posted by memzey View Post
                        "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".

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                          Haha.

                          Bob will be far from impressed.












                          Yet deeply ashamed at his own sense of arousal.
                          3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                            to spoon, or to be spooned... that is the question
                            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                              Originally posted by memzey View Post
                              "After the deed was was done, Jurgen knelt his long magnificent Teutonic self over her, a now sweaty mangled mess of hair, man juice and pleased female flesh. He masterfully patted her on the fanny and whispered into her ear "boom"".
                              Jurgen & Ulla Klopp like this.

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                                Thank you, thank you, thank you.

                                Back to lurking now for another few years
                                It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

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