Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Should have had one there, Frauendorf (?) doing well down the wing.

[Venton]

We're definitely a bit more up for it this half. Maybe they were threatened with their mums posting pictures of them in the bath when they were toddlers on their facebook accounts at half time.

[Buzzo]

I can definitely see why there is a lot of talk about Koumetio. He looks class.

[Venton]

Ok, I'm going to take it back a bit. Villa hunting in packs here, we're getting more and more isolated.

[BigChief]

I'm not watching second half so God speed Venton. 'Tis a good thing you do for all of us.

[Venton]

I'm not watching second half so God speed Venton. 'Tis a good thing you do for all of us.

I'm taking one for the team here mate, it's not easy watching. Mousi skies another on the stretch.

[Venton]

Our keeper went on a horrible wander there but it just pays off. Villa get a corner when the goal was beckoning. Another corner after a decent stop by Davies.

We haven't had a shot on target I don't think.

[Buzzo]

Villa well on top just now.

[Venton]

Villa well on top just now.

We've officially **** our pants. The team we've got out today is better than this.

[Venton]

Another one over the bar.

Not ONE shot on target in an hour.

[Tribute]

Only seen the second half but we look knackered and out of ideas. All just being played around at the back... Villa look more composed and have more urgency.

Looks like some of our lads think they’re billy big bollocks already, strolling around trying to play Hollywood balls when the simple stuff is missing..

[Buzzo]

We've officially **** our pants. The team we've got out today is better than this.

There are some nice ideas and moments, but nothing concerted enough to make you see them getting back into this. Villa have some really good players.

[Venton]

Only seen the second half but we look knackered and out of ideas. All just being played around at the back... Villa look more composed and have more urgency.

Looks like some of our lads think they’re billy big bollocks already, strolling around trying to play Hollywood balls when the simple stuff is missing..

We were worse in the first half believe me. I think the billy big bollocks was knocked out of them in the first 10 minutes. They don't look hungry enough to me and their tactical discipline is shot. That's a mentality thing.

By the way, Villa have been good but they're not a team of superstars. I reckon only Barry has a chance of making it big, maybe one of their defenders. We're making them look good here.

[Venton]

As an example, at 67:10 Villa's number 3 basically dawdled the ball in from the wing and took it pretty much to the edge of the 6 yard box without a single meaningful challenge. No-one took the responsibility to close him down at all. He looked like he couldn't quite believe it himself.

[Tribute]

Liverpool FC Youth Teams

We were worse in the first half believe me. I think the billy big bollocks was knocked out of them in the first 10 minutes. They don't look hungry enough to me and their tactical discipline is shot. That's a mentality thing.

By the way, Villa have been good but they're not a team of superstars. I reckon only Barry has a chance of making it big, maybe one of their defenders. We're making them look good here.

Making Villa’s kids look like Barca is not a good career choice for this lot... they need to step it up a notch to wear the liver bird longer-term...

Couple of decent players in this Villa team but no-one outstanding...