Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Making Villa’s kids look like Barca is not a good career choice for that lot... they need to step it up a notch to west the liver bird longer-term...

Couple of decent players in this Villa team but no-one outstanding...

Completely agree. These aren't like the rest of us, they have to be the very best. They'll probably give them a star for effort for this performance.

To put it in context, my mate Tezzer who is a big villain said to me a couple of years ago when I was moaning about our performance "Lance, you don't know what it's like to have your whole season over by October." And this lot are schooling us.

[Tribute]

I hope this is a two-legged affair. Second leg back at Anfield? Can we put Naby and Shaq in?

[Tribute]

Oh, we did a goal.

[Venton]

I hope this is a two-legged affair. Second leg back at Anfield? Can we put Naby and Shaq in?

Well **** me, we have scraunched one! I put it down to our positive talisman Tribute who should be on this thread more often. Frauendorf swung his leg at it but there was a nice deflection from close range and in it goes. Entirely undeserved but here we are: Villa 2-1 Liverpool.

[Venton]

I hope this is a two-legged affair. Second leg back at Anfield? Can we put Naby and Shaq in?

Shaq's hair definitely puts him in the youth team frame.

[Tribute]

Well **** me, we have scraunched one! I put it down to our positive talisman Tribute who should be on this thread more often. Frauendorf swung his leg at it but there was a nice deflection from close range and in it goes. Entirely undeserved but here we are: Villa 2-1 Liverpool.

More tallywhacker than talisman...

[Tribute]

Shaq's hair definitely puts him in the youth team frame.

Benjamin ****ing Button

[Venton]

Come on lads, 15 minutes to scab another completely flukey goal and really put the wind up Villa!

Remember Shevchenko's face when Dudek saved from point blank range? That's how they'll feel inside those villains, like Schevchenko's face.

[Tribute]

Why do they keep zooming in on McManaman? Do they think he’s going to come on for the last ten minutes...

[Venton]

Dreadfully poor shot by Balagizi but was it on target? We need one on target for me to not give up on them completely.

[Venton]

We have a free-kick at preposterously long range right in the centre. Surely we'll hit the target now?

[Tribute]

I’ve got socks older than most of these...

[Venton]

We did not, but we have a corner which the Villa keeper takes confidently.

[Tribute]

Sticking around as a talisman...

[Venton]

Sticking around as a talisman...

I'm not sure if we've been any better but Villa have definitely been ****ter so you should definitely stick.