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    (Toilet) Breaking News!

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      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        No way Lazar is capable of that type of dump though. I bet his look like little feeble rabbit droppings.

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          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Edit: NSFW - huge turd there (literally)

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          Please use NSFW and spoilers dude

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            Yup

            Was muß, das muß.

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              That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

              Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
              I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
              When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
              Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice
              "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                Had a few of those, like giving birth.
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  Talking about actual ****e is more interesting than Lazar. Sums up his LFC career really.


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                    Thank you whoever got rid of that turd

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                      Originally posted by Harv View Post
                      That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

                      Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
                      I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
                      When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
                      Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice
                      I was certain that was going to end with an awoogah
                      removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                      too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                        Originally posted by Abro100 View Post
                        Thank you whoever got rid of that turd

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                        Amen to that. I was scared to look back in this thread.
                        Really?

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                            Originally posted by Harv View Post
                            That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

                            Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
                            I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
                            When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
                            Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice
                            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                                Rank ha ha!!
                                Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                                Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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